What's in the Mumsnet trolley?

[MrsKingfisher]

The supermarket is full, what's in the trolley?

Do I need to mention this is lighthearted?!

Gin
Avocado
Sourdough bread

Pom Bears

The chicken of course- family of 10 can survive a week on that

27 slankets. Who needs loo roll!

Ha! The chicken. We'll never need to leave the house again.

Pina colada

Forgot about the chicken, also the niace ham and chutney.

Pinot grigio and smoked salmon

quorn sausages and cheese plus some baked beans my fave meal

Beetroot hummus and Brie

Pajamas as I'm mostly wearing those
Prosecco
Chocolate

Lube (to use with the fish slice obviously)

• Red wine
• Caranberry juice, Vodka, Cointreau, fresh limes (for Cosmopolitans)
• Humous
• Olives
• Crusty wholemal bread
• Condoms!!!! (For aperitif service!)

Multipack of Frazzles, pistachio nuts, Findus Crispy Pancakes, gin and Vienetta. (This may or may not have been my actual shop.)

A tablecloth
A MN scarf
Naice ham

All carried home in a wnaky basket.

Forgot the lemon drizzle cake

God I wish I could just crash under a slanket. Pregnant, wfh and wrangling a bored toddler who misses nursery. So much less relaxing than normal life!

Sauvignon blanc x 6
Brie
Garlic bread
Grapes
Cheddar
Sourdough flatbread pizza
Posh crisps
Cadbury tiffin chocolate

Tonic water for my Christmas gin supplies 😂

Cheese
More cheese
Coffee
Wine
Chocolate
Cheese
Crackers for cheese
Honey for crackers and cheese
Wine

Bread flour. Of course this is a fictional trolley, there’s no bread flour in all of the land.
People who have never made bread in their lives now have 20kg of the fucking stuff in their garages

Apologies. Vodka has gone to my head on an empty stomach. You know what would help the problem? BREAD

Chunky guacamole from M&S,
Tiger bread, halloumi and bacon.
Crispy seaweed because I luffs it.
Rice pudding and vanilla ice cream.
Champagne (in my dreams) with some naice dark chocolate.

Penis beaker

Champagne truffles

thechosentwo there are going to be many leaden loaves or bags of rancid flour festering at the back of cupboards.

Wine....

Pear (to be cutted up)