What's in the Mumsnet trolley?

[MrsKingfisher]

The supermarket is full, what's in the trolley?

Do I need to mention this is lighthearted?!

Gin
Avocado
Sourdough bread

Pasta
Cheese
Milk
Bread
Toilet roll
Chocolate

‘Picky bits’

The ingredients for a large curry (to be made in the slow cooker) in case any guests call.
Several packs of baking potatoes, they are always popular.
Plenty of picky bits (though I’m not sure just what they are).
Lots of crusty bread, to mop up anything!

Creme fresh
Capers
Smoked mackerel fillets
Smoked salmon
Rocket
Fever Tree Aromatic Tonic Water
Peach juice
2 limes
Creme brûlée
Green and Blacks Maya Gold chocolate
Organic Fair Trade Coffee beans (to grind at home)
Extra virgin olive oil
3 packs of green beans (untrimmed, fresh)
A tin of lychees
And one spaghetti squash

Then a quick dash back for cornichons, avocados and Brie, obvs

At least six types of olives.

@ADreamOfGood you mean you don't home bake 😮

Zoflora

Picky bits
Nice bread
Champagne
Cheese board

(Huge) salad items.

Charlie Bingham ready meal and a bottle of white. Maybe a chocolate Magnum for pudding. Mmm...

Bread
Butter
(that's breakfast)
Half a dozen different vegetables
onions
garlic
rapeseed or olive oil
(herbs and spices already at home)
More bread
(That's soup for lunch for a month)
lots of cheese
lots of melba toast (or at a pinch, other crackers)
Salad, including peppers (not green), cucumber and spring onions
Lots and lots of red wine, vodka, gin and mixers
(That's the evenings sorted)

Oh
vitamin C, zinc and iron supplements soap, hand sanitiser, hand cream, bleach cleaner and TOILET ROLLS

Loving the vintage references! 😂

@GreasyFryUp there's no flour!! Or eggs. Or lemons..erm..

and I hate lemon drizzle cake!

Penisbeaker 😂😂😂
What brought me to Mnet in first place.

Seed and bean dark chocolate.
Very little in the way of food, but I have all kinds of supplements, herbs, minerals and vitamins coming out of my ears.

You know when it comes to THE END, me and DH are going to live 6 months longer than anyone else.

But do we want to?
Debatable question.

It seems to be bringing the best out in people. I managed to buy a pack of loo roll in Savers in York and a lovely young guy with rainbow coloured hair( I hope his mum is reading this, because he was such a delight and made my day) was so sweet and chatty and full of the joys of spring And was obviously having a positivity rebellion, asked me how my day was going.
Fabulous I said, which it has been.
I felt like wrapping him up and bringing him home with me.
I hope ally my grandsons grow up to have such a lovely personality.

A stunt pineapple.

@ADreamOfGood you mean you don't home bake 😮

Coconut milk and kefir because you know 🤷🏻‍♀️

Valium please 👌

A beaker for...... stuff

stunt pineapple

If I've got to stay home, I'm heading for the Home aisle for some twiggy shit .

There are a lot of us still here, aren't there?

Lentils to bulk out every meal.

Milijea..and it’s going to stay that way.
Most of us will survive
Even old lasses like me

Knitting needles to knit lentils.

A moon cup (I have persuaded my neighbour on this)
Biodegradable compost bags
Paleo muesli
Blue corn tortilla chips
Harissa paste
Marmite
My free coffee and newspaper

Some gin flavoured fudge for MIL for Mother's Day which I know she will hate and give to me 😈