Is anyone up for another game of Mornington Crescent?

[Flopjustwantscoffee]

I don’t know if we need to apply the rule relating to bilateral diagonal moves or not in the present circumstances...

Gosh, you don’t make it easy do you?

Mile End

As it’s a Leap year, I’m going to throw in Embankment.

The Madness rules already? Well then it must be Crystal Palace.

Oh good lord I actually need to think about this one - were in a pickle - can’t do the obvious - can’t do standard get out of jail free move - bloody hell ! - Sloane Square.

I applaud you’re bravado Heron. That’s a move I never thought I’d see again. Makes me quite misty eyed. Cough. Anyway.

Wood Green

Settles in to watch - an unusually fast paced game so far.

Tries to add in some breathing room - Hainault (loop)

Phew! Thanks for that Left. I think we have recovered enough to pootle over to Watford.

Watford!! Not my strategy at all. I'd have liked to stay with the Holepool Convention, but you've forced me into Bow.

Bow. I think I might have to go to a classic Cryer move, on the diagonal, obs and go South of the river to Pimlico. A tad safe but a bugger to extricate yourself from!

The loop of course! From Pimlico (inspirational!) I give you Heathrow T4.

Heathrow T4 is not a place of happy memories for me, but still, leaves me the option to play East Putney. And if the Bishop has anything to say about that then I shall get Sister Augusta to have a word with him. It’s the Cavendish biplay and he dashed well knows it.

Hmm, can one Cavendish on the third Saturday in March? I think it’s a grey area but anywho...

Highgate

Hmm, you're leaving yourself open with that, am going retrograde isoceles to block with a somewhat risky Tooting Bec

You say Tooting Bec?

Spectacular.

I have to pull out the reincarnation card and say Trinity Road.

And then go for a lie down due to being immortal.

You are welcome.

I do feel that you have overlooked

I do feel you have overlooked? Where did that come from?

Trinity Road - ah memories (Chez Bruce when it was a cheap and cheerful new restaurant) but I digress.... keeping local, Wandsworth Common.

You stay where you are and don’t be coming near Aldwych.

It is where I kip.

Under ‘what we do in the shadows’ and ‘be gone’ rules. Natch. 🧛‍♀️

No, we are not inviting you in.

Green Park

I haven't seen the 'kleeky left-handed' move since the Colonel was accidentally missed off the vicar's tea party invite. That was a dark day .....

Putney Bridge

It is dark. I’ve gorged on the troll under Putney Bridge.

I need no invites to the streets.

I believe that the tea party ended in some sort of skirmish with knitting needle wielding WI members. It got a bit weird until the vicar shoves then in the ambient room.

Off to chill myself now. Destination? Barons Court.

Get it up ye. (Scottish rules in force)

Shoved them. Sheesh 🙄

In these difficult times - Down Street.

What was that Sven?

Tricksy one there. Something in the chai.

British Museum

Banking on Bank