Distraction needed? Add a word to keep the story going....

[ReadyForActionRyderSir]

Used to see loads of these threads and they kept me going through the night feeds..... can't sleep now thanks to BoJo So here goes.... just add a word to keep it all going......

soaked

Philip Schofield

My

old

Chimney sweep

takes precautions

whenever he

Dunks

Hob knobs

in the village pond

He wears

skiddy pants

and a bin bag

Over the top of

his dingdong

but last Thursday

when Lana Turner called

into

the butchers

for a big sausage

to

feed

Mrs

Trump

she