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Distraction needed? Add a word to keep the story going....

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ReadyForActionRyderSir · 17/03/2020 02:56

Used to see loads of these threads and they kept me going through the night feeds..... can't sleep now thanks to BoJo So here goes.... just add a word to keep it all going......

OP posts:
Clawdy · 06/05/2020 16:57

a dragon's breath

wizzler · 06/05/2020 22:40

From a dragon with halitosis

mumwon · 06/05/2020 22:44

however no dentist

Neveranynamesleft · 07/05/2020 21:29

would go near it because

Kalim8 · 07/05/2020 22:55

it would coincide with Bake off

wizzler · 07/05/2020 23:17

So the dragon

Smilethoyourheartisbreaking · 07/05/2020 23:42

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Neveranynamesleft · 08/05/2020 00:07

Noddy's car

Princessbanana · 08/05/2020 00:52

naked

Justgivemewine · 08/05/2020 01:38

Exposing

unsure2020 · 08/05/2020 01:53

Anal

wizzler · 08/05/2020 07:52

Glands the colour of

gillybombilly · 08/05/2020 13:15

Raspberry Ripple Ice-Cream

GoatyGoatyMingeMinge · 08/05/2020 14:50

Aunty

Neveranynamesleft · 08/05/2020 23:54

Brenda thought that

GoatyGoatyMingeMinge · 09/05/2020 00:15

triangular

gillybombilly · 09/05/2020 16:20

Bicycle wheels

wizzler · 09/05/2020 18:41

We're better than

naturallydelicious · 09/05/2020 22:10

Oven gloves

Neveranynamesleft · 09/05/2020 23:08

on top of the Christmas tree

wizzler · 09/05/2020 23:33

Uncle Ken thought

Coffeecak3 · 09/05/2020 23:36

Where's Barbie?

GoatyGoatyMingeMinge · 10/05/2020 00:52

The

Neveranynamesleft · 10/05/2020 10:25

taxi is here and

GoatyGoatyMingeMinge · 10/05/2020 10:27

might

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