Distraction needed? Add a word to keep the story going....

[ReadyForActionRyderSir]

Used to see loads of these threads and they kept me going through the night feeds..... can't sleep now thanks to BoJo So here goes.... just add a word to keep it all going......

For a week in Spain

unfortunately

The pilot

Diverted

over the rainbow

looking for gold

and viagra

in the hope that

the Eurovision Song Contest

With its international superstars

And some others

with dodgy accents

"tararaboomdeay"

While drinking

petrol

Siphoned from

Madonna's

Conical breasts

but the only thing he found was

A bucket of

snails

Meanwhile

Swarms of bees