Distraction needed? Add a word to keep the story going....

[ReadyForActionRyderSir]

Used to see loads of these threads and they kept me going through the night feeds..... can't sleep now thanks to BoJo So here goes.... just add a word to keep it all going......

While John noakes

couldn't quite get the hang of

Making meringue

whilst

Jiving

The Humber bridge

In a tutu

and singing

About poodles

Wearing kilts

whilst playing the bagpipes

Surveillance

by the FBI

Using TikTok

but eventually

Using tic tacos

They discovered the key

that unlocked the door to

The most amazing

secret garden with a massive bush

Of roses

Which quickly wilted

because of the heat from