Distraction needed? Add a word to keep the story going....

[ReadyForActionRyderSir]

Used to see loads of these threads and they kept me going through the night feeds..... can't sleep now thanks to BoJo So here goes.... just add a word to keep it all going......

You show me yours and I'll show you mine

Hes love for

Crotch less underwear

and feather dusters

was the talk of the town

As was his

Dreams

about

Bradley Walsh

and his penchant for

Fresh cream donuts.

which he hid

In a plant pot

Greenhouse

in the Blue Peter garden

Where Valerie Singleton

Was screeching

Here's one I made earlier

With sticky back plastic

however, Shep was

Farting

whilst

Divebombing

And motorboating