Distraction needed? Add a word to keep the story going....

[ReadyForActionRyderSir]

Used to see loads of these threads and they kept me going through the night feeds..... can't sleep now thanks to BoJo So here goes.... just add a word to keep it all going......

his mother

spitt on her hanky and

promptly wiped her armpits, before...

Sniffing

and coughing

Fairy dust

over the hills and far away

To the end of the rainbow where

a bright green leprechaun

Sat on a swing

and fell off and sent the video to WBF

but then Harry Hill

Saw a sausage

Covered in

Glitter

And wrapped it up

and threw it

To his starving unicorn

In return, the unicorn promised

A free lifetime supply of

Cheese

And hugs

The leprechaun was thrilled and declared

Aplomb