According to the ads on your screen...

[SpinachQueen]

...what would your next baby/babies be called if you used those ads as inspiration?

I'd apparently have Pandora and Dunelm.

Poor Dunelm.

PayPal or IG - hmm I don't think so.

Pfeiffer, Oculus, Coya and KLM. Maybe KLM could be initials, though!

Stannah

@Zaphodsotherhead

Auto Receptionist sounds more German Techno

Kayelle Emme

Guardian is a contender now!

Also, can we pleeeeease start referring to contraception as 'adblocker'?

HaddawayAndShite

Maybe I'm in Kraftwerk. It's now Banggood. No daughter of mine is going out wearing that name!

A beautiful baby girl River (island)
Could be worse!

Simply business and LinkedIn.

Northumbria university

Sensitivity. Seems like a girl's virtue name to go with Charity, Prudence, etc. Sensodyne can be her little brother

Cushelle and Tesco!

(and by all accounts the one can't be found in the other)

Orbit
Shell(y)
And AmazonPantry

Hollister

Oak Furnitureland 🤣

Cushelle

Cushelle
I get a huge amount of Bentley ads as well.

Oanda Ax. Gotta be a Scandi.Off to find a blond Viking to make it come true

Triplets, all called Gener8!

I get money for it so it'll be worth it, the triplets might not agree however!

Eagle & Cushelle. I like them actually!

I really like Eagle too!

Cushelle

River Island and Northumbria University. I suppose I could hyphenate. I think poor Northumbria-University gets the worse deal though.

Canestan. For some reason I have been getting ads for treatment for bv pretty much constantly over the last few days. Do they know something I don't....?

Cushelle here.