According to the ads on your screen...

[SpinachQueen]

...what would your next baby/babies be called if you used those ads as inspiration?

I'd apparently have Pandora and Dunelm.

Poor Dunelm.

Marbella and Pandora...

To give her full name it's Easter Holidays in Marbella, but known as Marbella or Marbs to her friends.

Superstar 2020 and JD
I don't know why i keep getting sport shop adverts

Aww baby Cushelle (girl I think).

Mumsnet insights, I'm on phone

Audible Hobbs

My beautiful little Argos! Such a cheap and easy baby!

Ok she may need a bit of glue and tape as the instructions weren’t great. But I’ll give her 5 years before finding a newer one

Sandakan and Hyla

Jane and Harris

Mattress man

Wyndham and Wendy.

Eset and Spotify 👀

Airygal has popped up on mine niw people are mentioning face masks!

She's a burper.

My, Name and Necklace

River Island which is a pretty name , bit hippyish and 'Creature" which is not so pretty

Portal and WorldRemit .. maybe Remi for short?

My child/children would be nameless as I don't get ads!

Cushelle. I think it's going to catch on

No more babies - ad blocker

Beattie (BT)

Slack! Oh dear...

DeFrae and Kanye Zest

World Remit and Auto Receptionist.

I am clearly a 1980's rock star, with kids with names like that.

Slater & Gordon and Blinds2Go.

The first I could just about handle but what fucking nickname would baby Blinds2Go have to deal with?? Would it be better as a boy's name or a girl's name? Can just see it in a few years time on a "Guess what ridiculous name a child in my class has" thread. Maybe it would have to be triplets...

Cushelle here too. It's quite pretty really when you've said it a few times