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Fucking hell, the world is ending...

68 replies

cjt110 · 10/02/2020 15:02

Apparently there is also now bird flu in china too...

So that's wild fires, storms, coronavirus and bird flu. in a mere 41 days into 2020....

I will be hiding in my cupboard with my tinned spuds if anyone wants to join me!

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StealthPolarBear · 10/02/2020 15:05

You really want us to join you in your cupboard? :o OK but I'll need lots of tissues as I have a cough.

cjt110 · 10/02/2020 15:10

@StealthPolarBear My cupboard is massive. It's under my stairs Grin And I am 4/5 floors up so when the zombies come.. we will be safe.

I have peppa pig tissues - that ok with you buddy? lol

Bring noodles!

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silky4960 · 10/02/2020 15:11

Can I bring my pigeon's?

Whynosnowyet · 10/02/2020 15:13

Can I bring this? Her teeth can probably open your tinned pots!

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StealthPolarBear · 10/02/2020 15:18

Op in afraid your trusting 'open doors' policy does not bode well for your future. When the zombies come you'll be munched.

StealthPolarBear · 10/02/2020 15:19

The sad truth is if the world really was ending I'd probably find out from an MN thread

LiveintheNow · 10/02/2020 15:19

You missed the plague of locusts...

www.wired.com/story/the-terrifying-science-behind-the-locust-plagues-of-africa/

bsc · 10/02/2020 15:19

China is utterly enormous though... to be fair, they probably have quite a lot going on there.

Shosha1 · 10/02/2020 15:20

I will join you, but only if you dont mind me in bubble wrap and my Grandads old WWS gasmask.
Will bring cake .

Reginabambina · 10/02/2020 15:25

It’s also started snowing where I am - a real event! The local council is sending out weather warnings

cjt110 · 10/02/2020 15:25

@silky4960 I'm afraid not. We once had 2 pigeons roosting in the roof cavity about our house. Husband managed to tempt them out hansel and gretel style with bread from a speaker hole and chase them out of the balcony doors. No birds in my house. Sorry...

@Whynosnowyet Yes pooch is defo welcome! What's her name?

@Shosha1 Depends on the kind of cake....Cake

@StealthPolarBear What Can I say... I;m a trusting naive kinda gal! Grin

@LiveintheNow Oh fuck yeah... i saw a video and it looked like the tree was twitching... nope it was the locusts

@StealthPolarBear I'd like to be fast asleep when it does end....

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cjt110 · 10/02/2020 15:26

@Reginabambina I had hurricance overreaction winds where I am... and 4 floors up the water in my toilet was rocking... Keep yer snow!

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Jayaywhynot · 10/02/2020 15:55

Scoot over, I'm coming Grin

Wolfiefan · 10/02/2020 15:57

Can I come? Can my pooch play with Why’s?

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cjt110 · 10/02/2020 16:01

Tall ones down the back, short ones up front.

I have Cake,Chocolate,Brew,Gin,Wine,Biscuit,.... Do we need anymore provisions? Sorry i've eaten the radioactive spuds...

@Jayaywhynot Bring some radioactive spuds...

@Wolfiefan photo or dog doesn't exist

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cjt110 · 10/02/2020 16:01

@Wolfiefan Pooch is goregeous - sorry no photo when i posted.

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FecktheBoss · 10/02/2020 16:04

Dont forget the fruit bats vampires swarming, Australia I think

timeforawine · 10/02/2020 16:05

I'll join :-D i can bring wine/gin/sweets/chocolate but also a pre schooler! She loves to dance and sing though, could provide entertainment

timeforawine · 10/02/2020 16:06

Damn i see you have those things :-( minus the pre schooler

cjt110 · 10/02/2020 16:06

@FecktheBoss You ray of sunshine you!

@timeforawine bring all of the above, and some cough syrup for StealthPolarBear

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timeforawine · 10/02/2020 16:08

Done :-D

MrsMoastyToasty · 10/02/2020 16:08

I have chocolate and a copy of Good Housekeeping. Can I come too? Will bring my 2 cats (they are excellent hunters...if you like dead nice/squirrels/rats/twigs)

thetrinityisshite · 10/02/2020 16:10

Would string Valium not be more useful if hiding under the stairs from the apocalypse?

thetrinityisshite · 10/02/2020 16:10

STRONG

FecktheBoss · 10/02/2020 16:11

Oh and of courses there were the birds dead in Wales, starlings I think Grin