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Fucking hell, the world is ending...

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cjt110 · 10/02/2020 15:02

Apparently there is also now bird flu in china too...

So that's wild fires, storms, coronavirus and bird flu. in a mere 41 days into 2020....

I will be hiding in my cupboard with my tinned spuds if anyone wants to join me!

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HaudMaDug · 10/02/2020 18:08

Room for a wee one? I'm just here to find out what tinned spuds taste like.
Been tempted to buy some for my snowed in cupboard.

Shosha1 · 10/02/2020 18:39

Tinned spuds are yuk. DS tho used to go to ExMIL and thought they were a treat. 🤣

Will this do for cake ?

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Bakedbrie · 10/02/2020 19:17

@PolloDePrimavera....my poo loves cheddar too! We will get a shed load in for them!..Cathedral City!

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Whynosnowyet · 10/02/2020 19:24

Dpuppy is Gabriella Boomer.. Dm is Wolf hound /Deer hound and df is Saluki.. Reaching over my table already!
Won't mention the chewed chairs or wallpaper....

Walnutwhipster · 10/02/2020 19:29

I've had my swine flu jab, teetotal so won't steal the gin and I don't eat but my cakes are legendary.

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PolloDePrimavera · 10/02/2020 20:15

@Bakedbrie yes!! Ah what a poppet too! 😍

WhereShallWeMoveTo · 10/02/2020 20:21

I’m only here for the dogs.

Bakedbrie · 10/02/2020 21:36

It could get cramped in a cupboard ...could we upgrade to large static caravan or a big motor home maybe?

SeaViewBliss · 10/02/2020 21:40

I would love to come but I don’t think my cat would be popular with all the pooches.

Anyone got a cat friendly cupboard?

Hollywolly1 · 10/02/2020 22:15

Can I come please I'll be really good oh and just one little favour can we leave the cupboard door open as I'm very claustrophobic,thanks in advance...ps I also love doggies

cricketmum84 · 10/02/2020 22:18

I'm in. I'll bring my cat and lots of gin.

woooooo · 10/02/2020 22:29

Can I come? I've watched every episode of The Walked Dead many, many times over so when the zombies do come up the 4/5 flight of stairs I know all the moves to dispatch them swiftly. Oh, and I have lots of gin.

FusionChefGeoff · 10/02/2020 22:31

I'm a dab hand at crochet and had reasonable success growing my own veg last year. I am also tee total and been on a recently successful diet so don't take up as much room as I used to!

I also run long distance so could out pace the zombies on a supplies mission.

That's gotta be worth a spot even though I don't have any pets (damn DH and his allergies)

Fenlandmountainrescue · 10/02/2020 22:43

shosha1, you really don’t want to wear that gas mask. They lined them with asbesdos.

Bunnybigears · 10/02/2020 22:51

Can I join you in your cupboard? I have somehow managed to unintentionally stock pile loo roll so I can bring that (always comes in handy) and my dog and 3 cats. The dog is an excellent guard dog so will bark if any zombies come near. My cats will do absolutely nothing of any use.

PyongyangKipperbang · 11/02/2020 02:44

Right so now I know where to go for all the supplies after I bump you bitches off :o

knowmenclature · 11/02/2020 03:01

Well, theres now severe flooding and high winds in aus, so they have the same worse than us now, and June is the official month of planetary termination, so you're being a bit previous and that cupboards gonna get quite stinky quite quickly! Especially with the canine farters and the cat breath.

Yes, theres freezing in India, and a ridiculous plague of locusts.

I'm waiting for vets to issue tranks to put our pets to sleep (like in the war) and gps to start issuing fatal doses of sleeping pills for us. I'd far rather that than die in a fire or of coronavirus.

Fenlandmountainrescue · 11/02/2020 09:02

I’m not coming in. If we’re all about to drop dead, I’m going to go for walks in the countryside and enjoy my life while I still have it.

Far better than the options for Zachariah after he survived the nuclear war. Did anyone read that book?

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