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I seem to .ha.ve a super power - do you have one

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sashh · 30/01/2020 11:52

So yesterday my carer and I were discussing him getting a kindle. I have 2 working kindles and I suggested he get them both to look at the features / size / weight.

He was convinced they were identical so, to solve the issue he weighed them both.

I was right. One kindle is 3g lighter than the other.

So I seem to have a superpower of noticing when things are slightly lighter/heavier.

What power(s) do you have?

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TheQueenSnortsAvocados · 30/01/2020 17:46

@IdblowJonSnow

I am very sensitive to others moods but I generally think that's common sense and most people are emotionally dim on this front.

I think there are many people, both neurotypical and neurodivergent who find the moods of others very hard to read. This does not make them "dim". Hmm

TheDrsDocMartens · 30/01/2020 17:47

@MeOldBamboo who is our prime minister again?Wink

I can read super fast. Everyone is convinced I can’t be taking it in and quizzes me on books. About 40 mins for average paperback.

Witchofzog · 30/01/2020 17:48

I can flex my tympanic membrane in my ear to make a rumbling sound. Apparently not many people can do this.

I used to be able to fart on demand Grin

kalinkafoxtrot45 · 30/01/2020 17:52

I have supersonic hearing too, despite years of Motörhead concerts. I also have an uncanny ability to recognise people I may only have met once, many moons later. As long as I was sober at the time. Grin

Finally, I have a very good memory for maps and places. If I go somewhere once, I’ll find my way back.

fastliving · 30/01/2020 17:58

I can spot a misspelt word everytime, even though I can't actually spell at all - I think I am the worse speller I've ever met!

I can also talk to animals (not all of them) sometimes I am drunk when I do this eg a horse can neigh from a long way away, I can reply and then we end up having a conversation (I do not know how to translate this conversation though).

I also can mix paint colours exactly to reproduce an existing colour. I should have gone into painting conservation, but I do use paint mixing a tiny bit in my job (not enough to have developed my skill via practice) so it's not completely wasted.

Fedupandpoor · 30/01/2020 18:01

I can blur my eyes. Without squinting or anything, just make everything go blurry.

It's a handy trick for dealing with spiders or anything terrifying as I can blur the outlines so it's not so scary!

Graphista · 30/01/2020 18:11

Thanks I think to my army brat background I can tell from most people’s accents where they’ve lived/grown up...

EVEN If they grew up in multiple places and EVEN when those places are overseas places I have never lived nor have a close connection to.

With British accents I can even tell within a few miles difference eg people from different parts of the same city.

I once seriously impressed a foreign dr with this who was due to do a minor op on me (I was very nervous and when nervous I like to blether about other things than what I’m nervous about, he was lovely and happy to do so). He was unsurprised I picked up that he’d grown up in Western Africa, as he considered that an easy spot, but I was kinda “softening him up”, he was shocked when I pinned it down to Sierra Leone, then he was quite bewildered when I Also noted he’d spent time in Israel, Japan and had hints of New York and Tennessee in his accent!

He’d only spent a year in New York and as an adult, so he really didn’t think he’d picked up anything from there at all, and was like “how the HELL did you pick that up?!”

I just seem to have an ear for it.

Some people are really interested and find it entertaining, but some people don’t like that I can tell they came from or spent time in places considered “rough” or “low class”. So I have learned to be careful about what I say on the matter.

Especially as a couple of times the latter group have said “go on ‘do me’ bet you can’t” when in social situations (it’s seen more as a “party trick” among those who know) because they think they’ve lost the “rougher” accent completely or even outright lied to people about where they’re from. I’ve come unstuck on occasion if I’m not careful.

Somewhat contrarily though I’ve yet to meet anyone can make head or tails of my accent - because it’s a hideous Anglo-Scots mash with both parts containing accents from several wildly different regional accents from both countries! I’ve been accused of being aus, South African, dutch!

Other super powers:

I can spot an about to vomit person at 50 paces! (Many years spent as a nurse and caring for children - you learn when to “dodge”!!)

I can spot a substance addict at 50 paces (sorry not so lighthearted, again too much life experience)

I can name most 80’s chart hits, say top 20? within the first few bars, completely oblivious to modern music though!

I read VERY fast, didn’t even know until others pointed it out. Thought maybe just my enjoyment of books really and that others weren’t as keen, went on a weeks holiday with now exh (pre kindle days) and I packed 10 books, which he thought excessive and said so, but then had to swallow his words because I’d easily get through a book at bedtime before sleeping and another during the day while he “siesta’d” plus newspapers & magazines, the thing that really threw him was that I was able to read even after drinking/clubbing - but it helped me calm before going to sleep. BUT he is not a reader. Then years later I went to uni to do an English degree (so SURROUNDED by other readers!) and it became apparent from things like sharing reading handouts or sharing computers in the library and reading articles/websites with other students and I’d have finished the whole page and they were just finished the 1st paragraph! One commented in a seminar and the lecturer was fascinated, he suggested a speed test that could be done online and I easily hit 900 wpm with no impact on comprehension, I can read faster but my comprehension/recall then suffers.

I can also read and concentrate on something else at the same time which apparently is weird, my mum was the first to notice this when she commented I couldn’t possibly be following an episode of “Morse” AND learning my biology homework - so she quizzed me on both and I was taking both in just fine - I’d even spotted a couple things on “Morse” that she’d missed, which she briefly argued with me about, then the next “part” was the start of the denouement and the things she’d missed were part of the “solution” to the crime.

“I have an anti superhero power if that helps?? I can get lost anywhere and have quite literally no sense of direction...to absurd levels of excessiveness.” Same! I was saying on another thread it’s led to me taking the most bizarre detours when driving!

“I can make a meal out of seemingly empty food cupboards.” Both my grans could and my mum can do this! Curious as to your age and social class/background @BikeRunSki as I suspect in their cases it was out of necessity as they came from VERY poor working class backgrounds but with big families needing fed (catholic). I very much struggle with this. They also all 3 could bake without needing scales! I’m crap at estimating amounts of butter, flour etc - even following a recipe I can’t make scones to save my life! Whereas all 3 of these ladies could knock up a batch of scones, a Victoria sponge and a gingerbread within an hour without breaking a sweat!

@Strokethefurrywall - a friend of mine can tell someone is pregnant AND the sex AS SOON as someone is pregnant - even before they know! Even when sonographers have said otherwise they turn out to be wrong, the ONLY time she got it wrong it was boy girl twins.

iklboo · 30/01/2020 18:11

Oooh remembered another one. I'm a cat whisperer. Cats love me. They follow me talking to me (well, miaowing at me). I've been to friends' houses and they've said 'he's not very sociable with strangers'. Within five minutes I was getting boops and rubbing his belly. The cat, not the friend.

glasgow357 · 30/01/2020 18:28

I thought everyone could smell sugar in drinks 🤷‍♀️

EllenRipley · 30/01/2020 18:28

@fleamadonna 🤣🤣🤣

What a great thread, I love it.

I can smell snow before it starts snowing.
I can taste artificial sweetener a mile off.
I can make my son's homework fun and interesting if he has anything vaguely creative to do (🤔 actually I pretty much end up doing it myself and get secretly chuffed when he gets good feedback from the teacher).
I can make my cat roll over on her back to expose her floofy belly by singing a particular song to her.

Currently I can magically not have to do a shit (I suppose mortals call it constipation) and I can bleed for a month. Menopausal superpowers.

I'm practically an Avenger.

IdblowJonSnow · 30/01/2020 18:29

Queen I wasnt referring to that at all. I was actually thinking of my husband!
My niece is autistic and extremely astute emotionally.
Go and look for offence elsewhere please as I was not alluding to whatever you seem to think.

TheMemoryLingers · 30/01/2020 18:32

If someone is pregnant, I always seem to guess correctly whether they're having a boy or a girl. No idea how as I've never been pregnant myself!

lazylinguist · 30/01/2020 18:38

I'm a super speller and can usually even spell words I've never seen or heard of before. I could do it from a pretty early age and probably used to annoy my teachers until I learnt not to correct them (am now a teacher myself)!

I also enjoy and am very good at memorising anything written in words. I've even dreamed in the written word occasionally (kind of like a dream with subtitles), which is a bit weird I guess.

Roussette · 30/01/2020 18:41

I can make myself faint... just like that. I could do it as a child, it's a couple of things you have to do to make it happen, probably it's dangerous!

I can also tell what someone's dress size is just like that... I'm talking up to say size 20. I've kitted out so many women, I just know. It also makes it really easy for a visit for me to say TK Maxx... I can get through those rails in no time!

TheBigFatMermaid · 30/01/2020 18:45

I can read DD2s mind!

Well, maybe not, but she is so like me, I can often tell what she is thinking/about to do. She is 14 and finds this super power quite unnerving at times! Grin

dontforgettofloss · 30/01/2020 18:49

Technically not a real life super power, but In my dreams and nightmares I can actually fly, usually nightmares when I need to get away from something bad, there's even a technique to it- I have to think happy thoughts to get into flight mode, then I have to stretch my whole body out in order to fly, if I don't carry on thinking happy thoughts then I start to come back down.
This happens a lot, it's weird

Roussette · 30/01/2020 18:51

dontforgettofloss

Oh my! Me too! I am always vertical though.... and I have a technique too. It's so realistic that when I wake in the morning I still believe I can do it....

BeeFarseer · 30/01/2020 18:52

I am very good at analysing facial features. It's not a learned skill, it's an innate talent.

It's along the lines of watching some TV and noticing that an actress has exactly the same cheekbones as someone else. DH will inevitably go 'Nooo, you're wrong', google photos and grudgingly concede that I am a witch. Grin

I can also keep very accurate time in my head. I don't count, I just know, and I'm always within 1 second.

My eldest DS can avoid stepping in dog poo. We lived in an area where it was everywhere he was little. I'd warn him of upcoming poo and he'd dance around so close to it that I was certain he'd step in it, but he always missed it by mere millimetres.

Wobblywibblywoo · 30/01/2020 19:07

I can tell people’s emotions as soon as I see them, can be people I know or strangers.

iklboo · 30/01/2020 19:18

Queen - I didn't read 'emotionally dim' to read as stupid, more as 'dim' as in turned right down, like a light (eg not at the forefront of thought).

januaryistoolong · 30/01/2020 19:28

This will sound ridiculous and I never tell anybody but I’m actually convinced I can see the future Blush Very often I’ll predict something completely random happening. An example: I had to go to a post office I’d never been to before in an area I didn’t know and on my way there I just thought I bet I get there and there’s a sign on the door saying ‘back in 10 minutes’. And there was! Things like that happen to me frequently. I know it sounds ridiculous and it’s obviously just a crazy coincidence but the amount of time I spend trying to convince people ‘I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!!’ Grin

TheDrsDocMartens · 30/01/2020 19:28

@Graphista I do the concentrating on a few things at once too. Currently talking to dd1 (About self employment) and reading on here.

Furrybootsyecomfy · 30/01/2020 19:43

I can recognise songs on the radio within the first note or two, and songs playing in the nightclub behind my flat from the (faint) bass line.

I have a weird talent for thinking of a celeb whose been a bit quiet, and they die within the next 24 hours. A big celeb often dies on or around my birthday too.

Firecarrier · 30/01/2020 20:05
  • @TheQueenSnortsAvocados* it isn't necessary to take offence at everything it really ruins light-hearted threads Hmm

I recognise voices very easily eg someone comes in the public toilet nd they're talking, even people I've not seen for years, forget faces though!

Have an ability to hold an enormous amount of wee, sometimes it is embarrassing how long my wees take Grin

Cherrysoup · 30/01/2020 20:29

I could smell sugar in hot drinks

Me too, seems to be a common thing.

Like a pp, I can mimic accents. I had to get ID out to prove I wasn’t the nationality a local was convinced I was. Maybe I was a parrot 🦜 in a previous life! 😂

@EllenRipley pmsl! I’ll join you in the Avengers with my 7 weeks of on/off bleeding 🩸

I remember details people I barely know have mentioned, possibly years ago. I realise it worries people so no longer ask how their cat was after his abscess when I meet them again 5 years later.

I’m also brilliant at spotting lameness, particularly horses. I can see it immediately they move.

I have an unfortunate habit of retaining car registrations, they just stick in my brain.

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