I get told I'm beautiful. How old do I look?

[LilyJade]

I'm elegant & a total sophisticat.
I get told I'm beautiful all the time.
But... how old do I look??
Go on, guess.

Is it just Tuxedos who forget how old they are? My lady is minimum of 10 but she doesn't know her maximum due to being a stray as a youngster. She's a tiny light weight and is ageing rather well, she feels...

Ebony - you must marry Mushroom straight away! Think of the beautiful kittens you would be blessed with!

I'm going to say 6

I’m going to go for 6 as we also have a gorgeous curvy black and white rescue cat who’s not entirely sure of his age, but vet thinks is about 6. You would not approve of him as he is a boy, but he would very much like to stare at you from a distance and then run away screaming when you come near him

Surely we aren’t counting in stupid hoo-man years? You are a majestic 77. And you rock.

Ha ha I love Mushroom.

Yes, marry Mushroom right away, OP! He looks like a fun guy! (Sorry!)

I have just been getting my beauty sleep.

Being a cat is so tiring.
And I need to rest so I can be wide awake ready to play when my owner is fast asleep in the early hours.

It's like cat tinder
Name: Jasper
Age: 4 (ish)
Likes: Food, blankies, dozing on blankies
Dislikes: Moving quickly, bin bags, waiting to be served

You look just like my late cat Bilbo, who was totally gorgeous. I'll bet you're a spoilt brat though, one who brings mummy presents all the time, and expects a fuss but has cuddles only on your terms.

waiting to be served

My cat Sylvester. Looking very similar. :)

Adorable!

I am very much interested in this cat tinder

AGE: approx 14/15. I know i know, I look like a youthful kitten

LIKES:
Dreamies
hunting bits of string whilst reclining on a bed
sleeping on random bits of cardboard
anything fishy

DISLIKES:
other cats (this may cause a slight issue with a match)
the hoover
rustly carrier bags

FAVE GAME:
pretending to be desperate for food, then when it is served, walking off totally disinterested

SPECIAL SKILL:
sitting with all 4 paws on show at once (see my profile pic)

ANY TAKERS? miaow

PS: OP - you are very good looking and majestic. I wish I could perfect your steely and condescending glare

That is a gorgeous cat, NewShoes! Love the four paws on display at once! All these cats are making me long to have one again...

CaTinder!

AGE: a svelt and young 16

LIKES:
Having my chin, throat, ears, mouth and eyes being vigorously and powerfully rubbed with knuckles for at least 3 minutes per side
Radiators
Warm knees
My slave's pillow when she is trying to sleep on it
Practicing my vocal range between the hours of 00.01 and 23.59
My wool
SUN SUN Did I mention sun?

DISLIKES:
Being made to move
The cold
Not being given lik-e-lix as often as I should be
My slave showering as she is not then providing the warm knees mentioned above

FAVE GAME:
Lying in a stupid position for as long as possible to see how long it takes her to get her camera set up before moving at the last minute

SPECIAL SKILL:
Being irresistibly adorable

ANY TAKERS? Cohabiting partner position now available