I get told I'm beautiful. How old do I look?

[LilyJade]

I'm elegant & a total sophisticat.
I get told I'm beautiful all the time.
But... how old do I look??
Go on, guess.

At the risk of courting MN controversy and a possible ban...

if you're not a boy cat, you are, erm, quite bold looking, with, fairly erm masculine

But sooo gorgeous.

Of say 5 , but I'm not good at guessing ages.
Your hair is amazing!

I'd say your 9! You have the smouldering/grumpy look totally perfected!

I'd say 5. You are very beautiful but you have a tiny little facial hair problem - electrolysis will sort that for you.

I'm now going to tell you a little secret about my age!

Even I don't know how old I am & neither does my owner as I was tragically abandoned & left alone.

I am a little curvy as lots of nice people fed me too much before taking me to the rescue centre. I have been on a cruel diet ever since. But needs must for ones looks.

I am now very happy & never care about my age as I will never know what it is (but it's probably under 7 the vet says thank you!).

It just shows age is not important & beauty is subjective....,

You are utterly beautiful and majestic.

😂

Stunning.

I reckon you're 9 too.

And you don't suffer fools gladly

I think you're probably younger than you look, but are you a smoker?

No offence, but I'm not sure I like your attitude to be honest. Do you always look at others in such a superior way? It's kind of ... disconcerting.

You look just how my cat looks when I try to fob him off with Felix (Cod-flavoured) As Good As It Looks.

Outraged, in fact.

This is hilarious and made me smile!
What a lovely cat.

You are a handsome boy.

Although you look worldly-wise and all-knowing, I suspect you are about 4?

love it!

You look angry.

My guess was 6. I can imagine you’re looking stern after being told you need to go on a diet.
Cats are never chubby, they’re elegant and fluffy.

My age???

You look a bit stressed - I think it's the way you are glaring at the camera. Have you considered a spa day??

(Although you are glaring you are still very beautiful)

I did think you were male sorry!
I think you are 3/4.
Very statuesque

Oh no, I do apologise.
You are a very pretty lady.
As you are 'under 7' and I guessed 4, then all I can say is - it must be the running and sun-worshipping.
But you are still beautiful.

You've balls to come on here and ask what age we think you are.

Do you despise humans?

Why do you feel you need validation from people on the internet? You should have confidence in your own appearance and not care about the opinions of others. This is exactly how cats end up in cat shows, conforming to expectations of the human gaze.

You look a bit intense.

have you had a bit of botox?

This has made my day!