My cat is a dick!

[Newyearnewarse]

It refuses to leave the house by the front door!
Why ?
It leave the back door and then walks past the front door and down the drive so it's not because we have a scary wolf out the front.
But the front door is easier for me.
I love him but he is a dick !
Please tell me about your dickhead pets!

May I present my dick. In his neck is a chip which if he places his head to the cat flap will gently open it so he can slither out. No! He sits and punches the flap until he gets it to lift up high enough to stick his head out. It sounds like he’s talking the back door apart.

I documented my cat's house leaving decision tree

One of my cats has been known to wait until the other cat is in the litter tray (looking oddly dignified), run past and bop him on the head.

Love the decision tree!

Another thing bop cat does is to cry mournfully downstairs after everyone's in bed. Rarely does his thought process go "I'll check all the rooms".
I end up looking down at him from the top of the stairs, he looks at me for ages, then races up the stairs with a happy chirrup, then sometimes settles on my pillow (and sometimes bites my toes if they escape from under the duvet).
The other cat rarely sits on my bed, I suspect it's some complex cat hierarchy thing.

Mine won't leave or enter by any door, he likes windows on any floors. He uses the conservatory roof to go via my daughters room leaving paw prints across the glass!