If you have Alexa please ask her this

[Bluewavescrashing]

I'm robot phobic and cannot allow Alexa and her evilness into my house.

If you have her please ask her this:

Alexa will robots take over the world??

I am sweating and panicking at a distance but also freakishly compelled to find out...

Ask her if it's okay not to have an Alexa around the house.

Just wait till the AI fridge and toaster stop working and gang up on you.

Then you're in trouble

techcrunch.com/2017/01/07/toaster/

Or when you have smart doors with personality. That open up with a gentle 'hmmm' of a job well done.

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Freaked me out

I’ll just mention the old film ‘Demon Seed’ which convinced me in my youth that giving artificial intelligence any responsibility in your home is a bad bad bad idea! 😱

@Bluewavescrashing Look at this OP. Coming to a town near you soon

And no, it's not a person in a suit, it's a fucking robot

You do realise that the camera on your phone is constantly watching over your every move!!! Sleeping, eating, showering.... Let the taking over begin

@nocoolnamesleft

You're awesome. I was about to post on this thread to ask what Alexa said if you asked if she was three law compliant!!!

Would someone mind asking Alexa if she’s friends with Siri? I wonder what they do on their nights out?

Ours whispers as we often whisper to it when we ask it to turn bedroom lights out (baby DD in with us)

When it did it last night for some daft reason it sounded husky to me so I said "alexa, talk dirty to me". The answer had me in stitches, doubly funny when whispered

She only knows him by reputation was the answer on mine.
Ask for a 10 second fart countdown (if you have kids around who would appreciate it, didn’t amuse me, oh no!)

I didn’t realise Siri is male.

Maybe he only identifies as male part of the time!

I haven’t got an Alexa but now I want one just for the ten second fart countdown.

We bought MIL one for Christmas. She’s pretty fun. Think I can get her to ask?

Set it when she’s v briefly left the room- itll give you ten secs before it ‘randomly’ starts farting, don’t know if you get trigger a timer for it?

My Siri is female, and dd keeps changing her accent to wind me up. Yesterday she was Australian, today Irish...

Too late to ask her now as DD is asleep but so doing this tomorrow

I deeply pity any human that listens into mine. Unless conversations with a cat about the provision of chicken or lack of are important to national security in a way neither the cat or I are currently aware.

Alexa does an amazing Ed Sheeran duet if you ask her

We don't have Alexa either, doesn't really interest Me, but Siri clearly can't be trusted 👀

@SameOldHorrorStory the headless bastard. He wobbles like a human 😳

Alakazam8

Someone ask Alexa if she posts on Mumsnet!

Phonic mine says "Sorry, I'm not sure"

This thread's probably amused me more than it should especially the fire engine one!

Ask Alexa to say ‘100’ in Welsh. I laughed more than I should

Me too 😂😂😂

Didn’t get the 100 in Welsh- am I missing something?

@Alakazam, it’s supposed to sound like ‘cunt’ but doesn’t really.

Ask Alexa to say ‘100’ in Welsh. I laughed more than I should

Just did that and my teen DD was