I'm at a wedding hiding in the loo

[thatmustbenigelwiththebrie]

Man, it's SUCH a long day. I have been here for hours and am well and truly fed up with chatting now. Husband is being a normal person and having fun but I'm done. How long can I feasibly stay in here for?

Ugh I feel this. I'm foreign and our weddings are about 6-8 hours long usually. Every wedding I've been to here has been a 12-14 hour ordeal. Also my in laws all get married at a rural venue and set up minibusses for everyone so we're stuck there til the end.

Is Op still at that bloody wedding?

Yes today is the all family fun day playing lawn games. Port-a-loo is the only option and there’s only one and a big queue.