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Shag, Marry, Avoid

87 replies

Ni58 · 26/12/2019 22:36

You know what to do...
Shag, Marry, Avoid:
Hugh Grant
Colin Firth
Daniel Craig

OP posts:
AppleKatie · 26/12/2019 22:38

Shag Hugh grant
Marry Colin
Avoid Daniel

Easy!

Noddy Holder, Aled Jones, Bing Crosby #festive

Ni58 · 26/12/2019 22:44

I completely agree. I'm watching the Hugh Grant thing and thought it was a tricky question but actually, it's pretty clear cut.
Hugh can't be trusted and Daniel is too short. Colin all the way!

OP posts:
Ni58 · 26/12/2019 22:45

Shag Aled
Marry Bing
Avoid Noddy

OP posts:
MiseryChops · 26/12/2019 23:48

I’d shag Freddie Flintoff

I’d marry Dec (off of Ant & Dec)

I’d avoid Prince Andrew! Eeewwee creep

Crunchymum · 26/12/2019 23:53

@MiseryChops

That's not quite how the game works Xmas Grin

Itsigginingtolookalotlikexmas · 26/12/2019 23:56

David Tennant
Ozzy Osbourne
John Cena

Itsigginingtolookalotlikexmas · 26/12/2019 23:57

(Probably too easy!)

ineedto · 26/12/2019 23:59

Shag John Cena, marry David tennant and avoid Ozzy!!!

Patrick Dempsey, Hugh Jackman and Idris Elba.

BraveGoldie · 27/12/2019 00:01

Shag Daniel Craig
Marry Colin
Avoid Hugh

iamNOTmagic · 27/12/2019 00:02

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iamNOTmagic · 27/12/2019 00:03

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FilthyBiscuit · 27/12/2019 00:04

Shag Idris Elba, marry Hugh Jackman and avoid Patrick Dempsey (because I don't know who he is, will brb after I've googled him).

Ewan McGregor
Rhys Ifans
Pierce Brosnan

AppleKatie · 27/12/2019 00:10

Shag Ewan, marry Rhys, avoid pierce

Father Christmas
Lee Mack
Prince William

halocompanach · 27/12/2019 00:11

Marry Ewan McGregor
Avoid Rhys Ifans (who?)
Shag Pierce Brosnan

Tom Hollander, RIchard Osman, James McAvoy

RobertSmithdoesmyhair · 27/12/2019 00:12

Shag Nick Cave/ Tim Minchin
Marry David Tennant
Avoid their wives! GrinGrin

halocompanach · 27/12/2019 00:13

@Robertsmithdoesmyhair

that's not quite how it works - you choose from the ones from the immediate PP so you'd choose from

Tom Hollander, RIchard Osman, James McAvoy

HeadLikeAFuckinOrange · 27/12/2019 00:14

Shag Tom Hollander
Marry James McAvoy
Avoid Richard Osman !

Tom Cruise, Tom Hardy, Tom Selleck Grin

Skiptheskip · 27/12/2019 00:14

@AppleKatie

Shag - Lee Mack
Marry - Prince William
Avoid - Father Christmas

Donald Trump, Barack Obama, Boris Johnson

Itsigginingtolookalotlikexmas · 27/12/2019 00:16
Envy
JohnLewisIain · 27/12/2019 00:17

Shag Tom Hardy
Marry Tom Cruise (for the divorce settlement)
Avoid Tom Selleck

Piers Morgan
Boris Johnson
Eamonn Holmes

FilthyBiscuit · 27/12/2019 00:18

Piers Morgan
Boris Johnson
Eamonn Holmes

Is throw myself off a cliff an option?

AllTheWhoresOfMalta · 27/12/2019 00:25

Shag Piers
Marry Eamon
--Murder/cut cock off of-- Avoid Boris

Ant of Ant and Dec
Richard Madely
Jasper Carrott

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 27/12/2019 00:33

Shag Richard Madeley (if I have to)
Marry Jasper Carrot (he's hilarious)
Avoid Ant like the plague

Simon Cowell
Graham Norton
Jonathan Ross

Bluerussian · 27/12/2019 00:33

Shag Daniel
Marry Colin
Avoid Hugh

halocompanach · 27/12/2019 00:38

Shag Simon Cowell (because he's not Jonathan Ross)
Marry Graham Norton (because hes not Simon Cowell)
Avoid Jonathan Ross

John Cleese, Michael Palin, Andrew Sachs

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