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Shag, Marry, Avoid

87 replies

Ni58 · 26/12/2019 22:36

You know what to do...
Shag, Marry, Avoid:
Hugh Grant
Colin Firth
Daniel Craig

OP posts:
HomeAlone39 · 27/12/2019 00:38

Ah traceybeaker come on! Grin. Ok
Shag Simon
Marry Jonathan
Avoid Graham

Lol at miserychops you can't just pick who you want, someone has to pick for you and make it a really tough choice

womanvsfood · 27/12/2019 00:39

Shag Jonathan Ross
Marry Graham Norton (gladly! Although admittedly he may not be so keen...)
Avoid Simon Cowell

HomeAlone39 · 27/12/2019 00:48

Borris Johnson
Donald Trump
Joseph Stalin

MsPepperPotts · 27/12/2019 00:57

Shag Michael Palin
Marry Andrew Sachs
Avoid John Cleese(he's had about 10 wives Xmas Grin

George Alagiah
Huw Edwards
Dermot Murnaghan

halocompanach · 27/12/2019 00:59

@HomeAlone39 that's mean! Xmas Grin

Shag Donald Trump because he's @impotus or maybe even impotent and hopefully can't manage it

Marry Stalin (because it's not possible)

Avoid Boris Johnson because I don't want more children

Jacob Rees-Mogg, Michael Gove, Piers Morgan

JingsMahBucket · 27/12/2019 01:04

You people are so mean!!

JingsMahBucket · 27/12/2019 01:05

Boris 🤮

JohnLewisIain · 27/12/2019 01:05

Marry JRM because he is soooooo rich
Snog Piers Morgan
Avoid Michael Gove

Darren Day
Scott Disick
James Corden

OrangeTwirl · 27/12/2019 01:10

Shag Darren Day
Marry James Cordon
Avoid Scott Disick

Martin Kemp
Tom Jones
Justin Bieber

Shockers · 27/12/2019 01:10

I really wanted to play this game, but Envy (not envy!).

Shockers · 27/12/2019 01:12

Oh, hang on...

Shag- Martin Kemp
Marry- Tom Jones ( I doubt he’d bother me in the bedroom).
Avoid- Justin Bieber

Shockers · 27/12/2019 01:13

Rod Stewart, Robbie Williams, Rodney Trotter

DeeCeeCherry · 27/12/2019 01:18

Piers Morgan
Boris Johnson
Eamonn Holmes
👀😮 The sheer cruelty

ReturnofSaturn · 27/12/2019 02:38

Shag Hugh
Marry Colin
Avoid Daniel

justcly · 27/12/2019 04:02

Shag Robbie
Marry Rod (he's loaded)
Avoid Rodney (on the grounds that he's fictional)

Now: shag, marry, avoid:
Gemma Atkinson
Kate Moss
Rachel Riley

Lonelycrab · 27/12/2019 04:41

Shag Gemma
Marry Rachel (mmmm)
Avoid coked up Kate

Ed Miliband, Nick Clegg, Ricky Gervais

AppleKatie · 27/12/2019 07:33

Shag Ricky
Marry Nick (if I had too)
Avoid Ed

Anton du Bec,
Claudia Winkleman
Kevin Clifton

Sharonthetotallyinsane · 27/12/2019 07:36

Shag Kevin (see what the fuss is about)
Marry Claudia
Avoid Anton

Keanu
Leo DiCaprio
Joaquin Phoenix

ILikeyourHairyHands · 27/12/2019 07:46

Keanu
Keanu
Keanu's enemies.

whiteroseredrose · 27/12/2019 07:55

Shag Keanu Reeves
Marry Leonardo Di Caprio
Avoid Joachin (even tho he is a vegan)

Can I offer Boris Johnson, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin?
(or off to a nunnery!!!)

Shockers · 27/12/2019 09:43

David Mitchell
Greg Davies
Lee Mack

AppleKatie · 27/12/2019 10:32

Nunnery.

Shag Lee Mack
Marry Greg Davies
And regrettably avoid David Mitchell

Would prefer to be his mate though 😂

AppleKatie · 27/12/2019 10:34

Michael Macintyre
Graham Norton
Jonathon Ross

Dowser · 27/12/2019 10:38

Shag graham norton
Marry michael McIntyre
Avoid Jonathan Ross

Boris Johnson Jeremy corbyn eamonn holmes

Shockers · 27/12/2019 10:55

Shag Eamonn (🤢)
Marry Corbyn
Avoid Johnson like the plague.

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