What's made you laugh today?

[drspouse]

I just cracked a really lame joke and laughed at myself. DH said how nice it was to hear me laugh and I am "only grumpy" these days (nicely meant - I'm just really stressed.
So what makes you laugh?
(I did also laugh while watching Danger Mouse earlier...)

This picture

Watching parrots play peekaboo on YouTube.

Waiting in a cafe for my prescription. once I got home, I realised why I had been sitting in the cafe and had to go back to the pharmacy in town 😂

DGS very carefully removing rubbish from the living room one bit at a time, taking it to the bin, and going "yay!". This went on for 10 minutes, by which time I was purple and wheezing.

Bumped into a former pupil in town. She said she used to nick my pens. I asked if she still had any of them... we both laughed. You had to be there.

Got home late from work and DH had the kids (5 & 8) in bed, but were still awake. I asked them what dad made for dinner and they told me "tiny cabbage balls and that weird chicken that granny cooks on Christmas Day"

Turkey and Brussel sprouts!

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This podcast that I’ve been enjoying ‘the secret world of slimming clubs’

Pretty funny, fere

My dh complaining that blowing fluff out of his vape made his jaw hurt. It's a riot in our house.

@Thelnebriati the cat isn't impressed is he!

Dd reading her school reading book where the characters are farm animals, giving them high pitched voices, then heavy breathing and explaining "darth vader chicken".

Poster on another thread that ate baking parchment thinking it was filo pastry 😂

I took the DCs to an animal sanctuary today and both the DCs and the silly animals (cat trying to get out of his pen... DS "Paw alert Mummy!) made me laugh.

Think DH and I should find something funny to watch tonight. Any recommendations on Netflix or on demand (we don't have Amazon Prime)?

Gosh, this is going to sound so miserable.
I can't remember the last time I had a good laugh!

Life has been all serious, go go go.
Must watch a comedy soon!

@Fere that made me laugh.

A little girl in my form group answering “ho ho ho” to the register, instead of “yes miss”. I was in a foul mood, and when she didn’t say “yes miss” my immediate instinct was to tell her off - then I realised what she had actually said (she said it in a bizarre accent, so it took my mind a few seconds to process it) and I almost pissed myself laughing.

The same girl then made me laugh because I have been nagging her about her jewellery all term - we have a no jewellery policy, and she always comes in dripping with the blingiest stuff you could think of. Today she held up her hand to show me a rather discrete ring I hadn’t actually noticed, and proudly announced “Look, miss, it’s very small.” As if she was doing me a massive favour! 🤣🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

My 3yos insistence that I was in charge of all the building sites in the world and that nobody else was an architect except mummy. Tried to reason with him but he wasn't having it - it's why I'm so busy apparently

You should watch Bob's Burgers!
That's making me laugh.

Sorry thought you had Amazon prime not Netflix... Ab Fab is on Netflix?

That's made me smile @tinyvulture.

My colleague directed me to a tweet from Nigel Farage about watching the Queen’s speech on Christmas 2017. The photo is so shit and the comments had me wheezing

The dog jumped in the bath with me. I really laughed, then showered!

This tweet I had sent to me this morning. Laughed like a drain.