Robbie Williams’ Christmas Song...

[exWifebeginsAgainat46]

...sounds like Phoebe from Friends wrote it.

i love Robbie, seen him live loads, got most of his albums but christ on a fucking bike this song is dreadful. i bet even Gary Barlow winced, and he’s the actual king of cheesy rhyming songs.

time to pack away those tiger underpants, Robbie. your ship has well and truly sailed.

It’s very Cliff Richard. (That’s not a compliment)

Yes, my first thoughts were the Bill Nighy song in Love, Actually and Robbie's PRS figures! It's dreadful, like a Christmas song by numbers. Has anyone else had the misfortune of seeing the video?

Just awful, but don't rate him normally anyway.

Is it called Time for Change?

Has anyone else had the misfortune of seeing the video?

😂😂 oh dear, I'm not sure I should watch after a meal!

My immediate thought was that he is taking over from Cliff as the 'Christmas Song' yearly cheese

Awful! Heard it in the car this morning and all I could think was Why is he trying to copy Cliff Richard?

Cheese. Smug.

@Hecateh

Cross post!

I loved Robbie until he parted company with Guy Chambers.

He's not turned out one decent song since.

Shame his ego hasn't got the memo.

He's released a whole album. It is awful it's something I'd expect him to do when he's 60. Very bad move.

I loved Robbie, was a huge fan for years. Although I truly believe that Ayda saved his life, their double act is cringeworthy. I don't mind the song too much, but the video makes my toes curl.

What’s the song called do I can look it up.

I've heard it - what a load of rubbish. Even worse is that it is a Christmas song - we'll be forced to listen to it for the next 40 years.

I heard it today and I really thought the start of it was very similar to iris by the goo goo dolls. It was awful all round!

And it's not just one song, it's a whole album of them. That's an unbearable month of radio every December for the foreseeable years.

@TonTonMacoute Christmas time; Mistletoe and Wine

Used to love Robbie, not anymore, I haven't even heard this song yet, and hopefully I won't.

@Span1elsRock

I loved Robbie until he parted company with Guy Chambers.

I'm sorry to break it to you, but the whole shitefest that is Robbie's Christmas album is a collaboration with Guy Chambers - including the new single.

I can only imagine that Guy was spending most of his time working on The Boy In the Dress musical that's just opened to rave reviews, and Robbie was mainly concentrating on his shite Christmas songs.

wait, there’s a whole christmas ALBUM?

dear lord.

@exWifebeginsAgainat46

Oh yes. Take my advice - whatever you do, don't listen to it. Just read this review instead!

www.vice.com/en_uk/article/j5y75g/robbie-williams-christmas-present-review-bad-sharon-listen

I don't think there has been a good Christmas song released since 1994. Can anyone prove me wrong?

@Hecateh

Yup, that's the one

The songs are awful! Robbie no!!!!

I recommend watching the smug video at least once.