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My cousin is having a baby!

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StealthPolarBear · 09/11/2019 18:40

I have no siblings, dc and her sister are probably as close as it gets. And she's having a baby :) 20 week scan all good. My own dc will be of babysitting age by the time they are happy to leave her.

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franklyshankly2 · 13/11/2019 23:58

What is going on

Contraceptionismyfriend · 13/11/2019 23:59

@Sahej I'm calling bullshit on nobody ever swearing at you when your such a massive, irritating, pig headed cunt.

Just do not believe it.

Contraceptionismyfriend · 14/11/2019 00:01

@Buster2997 I'm trying to do the math but I haven't TTC in almost a year. I know sperm can survive for a round a weekish. But that still wouldn't really match up would it?

I do get some pregnancy symptoms when I ovulate but if you've never had them before that is strange.

When is AF due?

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DramaAlpaca · 14/11/2019 00:02

This has to be the craziest thread on MN at the moment Grin

Buster2997 · 14/11/2019 00:04

Yeah exactly lol I only ever had sore nipples but when I was around 6 weeks pregnant with my son I get sore boobs around Aunt Flo and sometimes through ovulating but never sore nipples! According too period calculators I'm due the 30th of this month x

Gingaaarghpussy · 14/11/2019 00:08

@StealthPolarBear did you ever believe that such an innocuous thread you posted would vier so far left of field? Grin

Congrats by the way. 💐💐

Sahej · 14/11/2019 00:08

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Contraceptionismyfriend · 14/11/2019 00:10

Has anyone worked out how to acquire these minions yet?
Are we talking stumpy little yellow creatures or Dracula's man servant?

Because I want a Dave. But I would settle for a Bob.

IHaveBrilloHair · 14/11/2019 00:12

Congratulations Stealth, that's lovely news.

Gingaaarghpussy · 14/11/2019 00:23

I don't like the minions cuz they're yellow, I'd rather be a mindless follower. 😁

RLOU30 · 14/11/2019 00:24

This is the third thread @Sahej is pissing me off on. Do people in real life find you this intolerable? You are coming across as such a nasty piece of work.
Love, minion #1

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Contraceptionismyfriend · 14/11/2019 00:25

@RLOU30 excuse me. Who made you Minion #1.

Don't we all get to vote?

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Contraceptionismyfriend · 14/11/2019 00:30

Sacré Bleu. Watch your language @Sahej

RLOU30 · 14/11/2019 00:30

I was first named as minion yesterday @19:23 so back off the title is mine Grin

Contraceptionismyfriend · 14/11/2019 00:30

Boom. 🎤

Sahej · 14/11/2019 00:33

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Gingaaarghpussy · 14/11/2019 00:33

But... but... what about those of us who don't like yellow? I want to be a purple minion.!

theoriginalmadambee · 14/11/2019 00:35

Congratulations OP Smile
So nice to see a positive thread.

PP should lay off (or ignore) sahej they obviously have either a substance or personality problem. They are probably to pity Confused.

Contraceptionismyfriend · 14/11/2019 00:35

Right we need to arrange a date and time to have a meeting to discuss the ranking of minions (as stated by she who must annoy all I am minion #1) and the colour.

Contraceptionismyfriend · 14/11/2019 00:35

Also. Have we managed to find a boss yet?

theoriginalmadambee · 14/11/2019 00:37

@Contraceptionismyfriend Grin can I be a mini minion? Green or blue preferably.

RLOU30 · 14/11/2019 00:39

@Madambee right you are. Sorry your thread for hijacked, OP. All the best for your cousin's pregnancyFlowers