My cousin is having a baby!

[StealthPolarBear]

I have no siblings, dc and her sister are probably as close as it gets. And she's having a baby :) 20 week scan all good. My own dc will be of babysitting age by the time they are happy to leave her.

Jesus wept @Sahej here's a grip, just for you.

Brilliant, lovely news stealth

@crustycrab you think jesus wept because of @StealthPolarBear baby issue???

@Sahej you're such a kill joy! OP thinks on her cousin like a sister and is as excited as a sibling might be at her news. There's nothing weird in that.

I love the minions film too, never expected to but I did.

🙋‍♀️ you've got another minion here OP! I don't think it was strange or jealous of you to post. It's wonderful news!! I love hearing good news like this. It made me smile so thank you for sharing. Enjoy the baby cuddles

@Ginger1982 well my sister is pregnant so congratulations to you all 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Ahh so it is you projecting your own issues Sahej. Don't be bitter now.

Woohoo!

I'd tell you about my friend having her baby 2 weeks early in a completely swift and out of the blue labour and how super happy I am, but someone might read into it and tell me I'll deranged in someway.

Wtf why the party pooping

Congrats to all OP. I love pregnancy news it's just a lovely time all round being able to watch them grow and give back

You got me @FoldenHoard I'm bitter..... NOT! I've had 6 miscarriages before my two children and still always give people best wishes and honest advice. All I was trying to do was to get the op to delve into her true feelings

"All I was trying to do was to get the op to delve into her true feelings"

Her true feelings are that she's happy her cousin is having a baby!!

Oh good grief! I've never been accused of being someone's minion before, but I have to agree with those saying there is no reason for the OP to not post about some very happy news!

Congratulations!

Oh seriously fuck off @Sahej

Congratulations OP. Hope your family enjoy the new baby.

So... if someone's happy about something then it's a clear sign that they're actually unhappy about it?

As a matter of interest, if someone's unhappy about something then is that a sign that they're actually happy about it? Or is it just impossible to be happy and everyone is fundamentally unhappy about everything?

Congratulations to your cousin, SPB!

Congratulations to your cousin OP!!

@Sahej I don’t think OP has any true feelings other than being happy for her cousin!.

@Sahej there's three little versions of me 🖕
Let's hope they never have to experience such cubtish behaviour like yours.

Life is coming into the OPs family. Somebody who they are collectively going to watch grow and love.

And you came just to shit on her cornflakes. Who screwed you up so much to see a negative in what she posted?!

cuntish not cubtish Bloody autocorrect 🤨 cubtish isn't even a word!

How do the rest of us go about acquiring some minions? I will readily admit to jealousy about that.

Hey ladies, first of all I apologise for how long this is I’m just needing a little bit of help!

So, on the 2nd of November I started bleeding! I finished on the 7th on the 10th me & the other half had some “fun” we didn’t do the full on deed he ejaculated on my bum but it ran down and I felt it on my vagina, I was sat in doggy position for a good few seconds waiting for him too throw a towel over, I wiped as best as I could! afterwards I had a banging headache & since then I’ve had them, I’ve also been experiencing sharp pains in my stomach & hips, I’ve been hit with loads of watery, stretchy, clear & sometimes clear but with slight white bits inside it not really noticeable but if you look you can see it cm I’ve never had this before, I’m sure not the exact date on when I’m supposed too be ovulating but I’ve been told by a few apps it was yesterday or today! But I’ve never had this much cm before even when ovulating its so much! I’ve also been having really scary vivid dreams or busy vivid dreams! My nipples feel sensitive and earlier today I had a quick burning sensation in them one nipple had it stronger than the other! The sensitivity isn’t major and it’s not really bad or noticeable enough yet but it’s definitely there! I’ve had so many pregnancy symptoms so many times and it’s been Aunt Flo with her tricks! 😢 but this time is weird there’s so much cm and my nipples feel different! But as I said I should’ve started ovulating yesterday or today, I just want too know if anyone else has been through this! And what was the outcome! Was it ovulating? Early pregnancy symptoms? Or Aunt Flo? Also sorry if this isn't the right chat for my question I'm just desperate for some help! 🌸💖

Buster2997 the best place for your post would be the Conception board, where you might get some help.

Thank you. 😊

@Buster2997 you would probably get more help if you started your own thread. But if you've had unprotected sex of course you could be pregnant. Take a test.

@Contraceptionismyfriend oh god 3!! Hopefully contraception is your friend then and hope they enjoy my taxes 😊 anyway I didn't come to shit on her cornflakes how gross is that saying. You think someone screwed me up because I show concern and questioned something someone posted which is the reason people post on here. Thanks for telling me cubtish isn't a word I would never have guessed

I'm not sure, all the period calculators say I'm not due again till the 30th of November and it also says I should've started ovulating either yesterday or today but my nipples are quite sensitive 🙄 not really had this during ovulation before x