The answer the problem with a song title game

[chomalungma]

Can you answer the problem with the song title and advice?

A couple to get started.

1. Bill is friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free when he's at the bar. What does he want me to do in return?

2. I know someone called Sammy. He's feeling a bit low because he's been watching the same show over and over again. Any advice for him?

3)I've been talking to myself and am feeling quite old. At times like this I'd like to quit. I feel like I don't belong. I think I've got the blues. Does anyone know why?

1. Bill wants you to take him to Club Tropicana! 2)Sammy should try some Parklife! 3)Its all down to that well known phenominon.. Rainy days and Mondays..they always get me down!

think I got all those wrong but made my own up !!!!

Well, Rainy days and Mondays is why I'm feeling low.

But I'm afraid that Club Tropicana and Parklife won't help.

Does anyone else know?

Thinking about it, it's John at the bar...

) Pianoman-Bill wants you to sing him a song!
no clue on the others!

Yeah Bill is the pianoman!

Sammy should spread his wings and fly away

The other is a Queen song

It's lightning outside.
I can't get some things out of my head.
Raindrops, whiskers, copper kettles

What are these things?

These are a few of my favourite things!

I know, it's hard.
I give all my love to him.
I've had some bad times, and some good times
I want to leave him.

Any advice?

Play it again Sam!
Oh no, that’s a line from a movie

Well I have no idea about the Queen song but Bill could (almost) be at the bar with Sheryl Crow...

No - Sammy needs to spread his wings and fly away.
John wants me to sing him a song
Rainy Days and Mondays really get me down.

But what should I do about DH?

Stand by your man, tammy

Any one else got any questions and advice?

I am So confused! Like this thread though.

I am So confused!

The planet Earth is under attack. But luckily there is one person who can save it. I think he'll save everyone of us. There's only 3 minutes left.

Do you know his name?

Flash Gordon!

Flash! Ah-a!

I was around when Pilate washed his hands.
I stuck around St Petersburg when I saw it was time for a change.
I rode a tank.
I am pleased to meet you.

But what's my name?

The devil

Rolling stones

sorry missed the last bit. Lucifer.

I've had a really bad day.
There's been a black fly in my Chardonnay
Someone got a death row pardon, but it was late
I was supposed to get married but it rained today

A friend of mine is scared of flying but he got on the flight.
It crashed

There's a word I'm looking for, but I think I don't know the meaning of it.