The answer the problem with a song title game

[chomalungma]

Can you answer the problem with the song title and advice?

A couple to get started.

1. Bill is friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free when he's at the bar. What does he want me to do in return?

2. I know someone called Sammy. He's feeling a bit low because he's been watching the same show over and over again. Any advice for him?

3)I've been talking to myself and am feeling quite old. At times like this I'd like to quit. I feel like I don't belong. I think I've got the blues. Does anyone know why?

Lucifer -

Ironic

Seriously, anyone else

But I can probably do this all night....

Ironic.

To be a joke and look
Another line without a hook
I held you close as we both shook for the last time
Take a good hard look

How am I.

I've got family issues.

My brother, well he wears a dress
My sister has a moustache
My dad hits my mum
My mum hits me
And my Grandma, well she likes tea

Who should I speak to?

@ginghambox - you are Not OK

I'll have a go, OP!

I could do with taking a break from all my worries- I think it would help me a lot.

Where should I go?

Where should I go

A good hotel in California?

But I don' think that's the best place...

Or would you recommend a bar in Boston?

@chomalungma No idea on your last one! I'm not in a hotel, Californian or otherwise!

Yay!

@nowlook, you should go Downtown.

I'm a young man in a new town, short on dough. Where can I go to get myself clean and have a good meal?

Cheers

YMCA

A young man, in the town.....

There's only one place to go...

YMCA

A more modern problem

Well, it's Friday night, I am all dressed up and looking for a good night.
I've done my hair, my make up and I'm going dancing

Do I need any money to have some fun?

@chomalungma - is yours a Madness song?

is yours a Madness song

The one about my brother wearing a dress is from a show.
The one about going out is very recent.

I'm a professional cynic but my heart's not in it.
Easy but where do I live

I've been to a psychiatrist, a social worker and a judge, But who keeps sending me to these people?

I am not able to face reality
I'm a bag of nerves
I have insomnia because my bed's too hot
Tu ferais mieux de fuir de moi!

What am I?

@chomalungma - Yes - from West Side Story. DEAAAAAR Officer Krupke!

@ginghambox - You live in a country house!

DEAAAAAR Officer Krupke

He wasn't very helpful, was he...

I've no idea about the more recent ones.