Break-A-Wish ... just for fun

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So, this is a little game to play, like Make-A-Wish, but you break someones' wish by grianting it, and then making it bad.

So for example
Poster 1: I wish I won the lottery!
Poster 2: Congratulations! You wont hte kacpot, but cna't find your ticket... I wish I was taller!
Poster Three: Poof, you're 10ft tall... etc

here's my wish :

I wish that Someone else would make dinner tonight!

Poof! Mince Pies are low carb. But they're Min's Pies, so you can't have any.

I wish I knew what DP's father wanted for Christmas.

Poof! You know that your DPs father wants an Aston Martin and your DP's expecting you to shell out for one.

I wish I had a huge city centre apartment in a tall shiny building.

Poof! You have a huge city centre apartment in a tall shiny building, but it's riddled with leaks and damage.

Ooh, I forgot to do one! I wish that periods didn't exist.

Poof! Periods no longer exist, because neither do wombs. The human race is hurtling toward extinction.

I wish my cat could live forever.

Poof! Periods stop existing and millions of jobs are redundant worldwide because we no longer need san-pro or disposal facilities, causing a global recession.

I wish I could have a croissant for breakfast.

Poof! There’s a croissant waiting for you... in France- you just have to get yourself there.

Poof! Your cat will live forever and in the dying embers of the universe at the end of time itself and whilst all existence boils away into the darkness, one of your descendants will still be waiting in a doorway whilst the cat decides whether it wants in or out.

I wish I didn't have so many emails after a week at home.

Poof! A virus has just wiped your hard drive - no pesky emails! Just a shame all your work has disappeared too.

I wish I connected better with my SIL.

@FurrySlipperBoots - Granted! She's now your bestie and won't stop messaging, ringing you and dropping by at all hours.

I wish I wasn't feeling quite so grumpy today.

Poof! Today, you're feeling Dopey. He didn't consent to this so expect the law to be in contact imminently.

I wish I wasn't having such odd dreams.

Poof, you’re not having odd dreams, but you have to sleep on a bed made from solidified cow pats
I wish I had a new shawl

Poof! You have a new shawl made from the scratchiest, most open weave material on earth. It is neither cosy, soft, or warm.

I wish my husband would stop singing along to the radio.

Proof! Your husband is no longer singing to the radio, however, from now on whenever he talks , he sings all of his words out of tune.

I wish I wasn't so hot sat by the side of the swimming pool waiting for ds swimming to finish.

I wish stupid auto correct wouldn't correct my perfectly good words!! I meant poof! Not proof!

Poof! You're no longer hot, you're naked in the Arctic.
I wish I didn't have to sit in traffic on the way home.

Poof! You are no longer sitting in traffic because your car has vanished. You now have to walk home.

I wish I wasn’t so greedy!

Poof! You're not, because you've completely lost your sense of taste!
I wish I could write a best selling book!

Poof! You have just written a best seller, but it will only ever be published in Klingon and so will rarely be read.

I wish my DC would go to sleep quickly and easily tonight.

Poof! He does but then wakes up at 2am wanting to perform a musical song and dance arrangement for you at top volume

I wish I had something nice to eat for dinner

Poof! There is a live chicken running around your back garden now all you have to do is catch it, kill it and cook it.

I wish I was famous.

Poof! You are famous and now The Daily Mall will criticise, including, but not restricted to, your face, hair, body, boobs, bum, weight, clothes, accent, teeth, shoes, job, parents, children, lifestyle and talent in the column of shame Every. Single. Day. for the rest of your life.

I wish slugs, snails and squirrels didn't keep destroying my plants.

Poof! No more slugs, snails or squirrels destroying your plants. Now they're destroyed by an infestation of locusts.

I wish I could teleport to my bed instead of having to walk all the way upstairs

Poof! You have teleported to your bedroom but now your head and limbs are on backwards and your body is insiide out.

I wish I didn't have a long walk home.

Poof! You don't have a long walk home, because you live in your office.

I wish my house was fully decorated the way I want it.