The last message you sent is what you shout out when you climax... what is it?

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Mine is ”don’t forget the sausages”

“I will do yours later , if you want”

LOL

admittedly quiet, but I can hear it clearly.

Shes just amazing!

I can only pick you up at 4 because of Brownies.

Thanks for coming with me today. X

Then it’s your lucky day! 😄

"Good, that. Fancy a bacon butty/pint?"

Delete as applicable, depending on whether it's morning glory or afternoon delight.

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She's the Gran of my friend!

I suppose we consider ourselves invited?

That's on the soundtrack to American Werewolf In London

XXX (DC) is doing a poo

OMG (female friends name)!!!!!

"That doesn't look anything like curry"

He isn't drinking his own wine surely?!

Done, u o me

I'll come now if that's okay. What's your address?

Have you turned off the meat fridge?

They already had a weird relationship so this doesn’t make it much worse

I think he needs treatment maybe

Oh I read this wrong. Mine is "OKs". I never say that but was winding up my kid by using his lingo. Could work in the scenario too though

I know it’s late notice, but would you like to come with me? xx

Yes- that is a text I sent about 2 minutes ago!

"Yes they were annoying".

Praise the Lord

(A meme from Come Fly With Me)

"I'm still waiting for the bathroom"