The last message you sent is what you shout out when you climax... what is it?

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Mine is ”don’t forget the sausages”

Coolio 😎

I've already ordered a turkey thank goodness

That’s my plan, a big canvas!

The market is crap on Thursdays.

'Bed for me gorgeous. I love you'

Relevant I suppose...

'Bercow has blocked the vote.'

All the balls!

Hiya Gertrude, I've ordered Mavis's stuff. She has 3 seperate deliveries coming.

I got about 7 t-shirts, 1 CARDIE, 1 jumper and a cropped jumper that won't cut off her circulation. Loads of black socks, 10 pairs of black granny pants, and 6 pairs of leggings. 2 thermal ones and 2 normal ones. I'm fairly sure she'll wear them as I know what she likes pretty well. I spent about £150 is less than if have spent taking Mavis once she'd finished ram raiding the shops.

Cheers.

‘Not yet, but not long’

She couldn't have got to the airport on her own, could she?

Are you broken?

All received, thank you

I need more minions

Talk to Dad about it.
(The message continues: I think we have another week until it gets urgent.)

My turn tonight

I'll pay by bank transfer, can't be faffing about with cash.

My last message was:

🤪💩😷

Good!

The poop meds are working!

Not much, just watched a film

Got here in time, thanks for your help.

“Of course I’ll be happy to give you a reference!” 😂

Don't bother!

The parents didn't seem that friendly :(

Ah so glad for you darling