The last message you sent is what you shout out when you climax... what is it?

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Mine is ”don’t forget the sausages”

I’m working hard. More tomorrow. It’s going well

"need a cup of tea"

How’s things? How’s Robbie?

Carrots for the guinea pigs please!

"Need 300ml"

This is shit, I knew it would happen but really?!

What shelf?

"did the boogey man get you?"

"Are you still up?"

They call it "fragrance mist"

"Hope the dice are kind."

I love supermarket sweep with rylan

Enjoy your break

Meet you at Waitrose.

Text me when you get out, I'll probably be awake

😂😂

Are you feeling very upset?

Brian requested it and everyone else was on board

Ffs 😂

ok, great

Did you feel icky then? .

Yes that's fine

Me toooooooooo!

You do know both front doors are open don't you?

Okay. I've only got a basket though!

The dog just trumped and sniffed the air. Fuck sake