The last message you sent is what you shout out when you climax... what is it?

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Mine is ”don’t forget the sausages”

Ok only need like 10

"Everyone likes a man with a big drill"

that ceiling needs painting

Hope you get some respite this week

"Never mind"

Sounds about right...

I like zombies better

I'm pretty annoyed. Call me.

'That's so kind. Thank you'

Very British.

Fair play to Alfonso

She’s shit through her pants

Oorf with her head!

Does that mean in your past life you were a beaver

pie for tea

Tesco

She did enjoy getting to that point tho

2x sweet chilli dips and 1x garlic mayo dip

The hood has ears and everything haha

So you'll be home
In between

I will do yours later , if you want

All I wanted!

How’s your head? Do you want burgers now? 😂

Done x

Ah don't worry love. See you tomorrow

Your tarpaulin has arrived

Steak and chips x