The last message you sent is what you shout out when you climax... what is it?

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Mine is ”don’t forget the sausages”

Oh no, what are you going to do?

Haha!

Soggy, smelly frog this morning. Have given it a good scrub and sprayed with iodine.

You're welcome

@PurpleViolin
It was a chat with my daughter about a duck shaped popcorn machine we used to own

The soup is in the pressure cooker.

How are you feeling?

How's it going, baby? Xxxx

@gemma2019 howling absolutely howling

Ddog has eaten her tea🐶

Can you come up and sort the fire stick 🤣

Me..Back home now.

Dh..finished 😂

"Can't be arsed"

Bath time for me

Nothing else!

It’s peeing down.

I don’t know. About now.

'You deserve a day off, see you next week'

Time to start getting ready

Hi dad sorry I missed your call I was in the middle the woods

“thanks, favourite sister

Hey up lad!

Quite appropriate really.

Bye Felicia

🤦🏻‍♀️

Even Liam Neeson couldn’t save it.

“Sorry, usual incompetence is causing a delay”