The last message you sent is what you shout out when you climax... what is it?

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Mine is ”don’t forget the sausages”

'If it's dry I'll do it'

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 🙂 after Brexit emergency service number get learning it!

I promise I’m not being rude.

I didn’t but forced myself to get in to it to see what the hype was about. It’s quite good

you're a good egg!

Hi Bill that's great thanks. How much is the deposit?

Upstairs or downstairs?

It was a kiss emoji but written it was ‘can’t wait to see ya’

Fucked Frank strikes again, £20? You were robbed, bellends.

Fancy a chip butty?

I'm just coming up to the station

Thanks but that wasn't what I asked you to do

Oh well 😂

Sorry but I can't do any better than Thursday am.

Phew!

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I don't know he likes it, what do you reckon?

I'm not happy with it I'm gonna do it again
😂

Oh mine is perfect. Absolutely spot on.

It's "I blooming love technology!"

Who does this remind you of?

"Pray I find parking"😂😂😂😂😂😂

DDS teachers name obviously can't post the name

Just on way, will be 10 mins. Xx

Bit at that, it was a message to my Dad!

Can you get me some yogurt please?
Preferably Greek full fat x

Too late

Oh yeah, forgot about that x