The last message you sent is what you shout out when you climax... what is it?

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Mine is ”don’t forget the sausages”

‘That’s perfectly fair.Thanks x’

'Are you still out?!'

"That's how I knew"

Fingers crossed for you

Finish quickly, the final trailer's out

‘That’s my evening sorted’

"Thurs at 1"

“I’m here baby, xxxxx, love you”

Actually not a bad one really

"beef for tea x"

Results are back - nothing nasty!

‘There’s a poo in the bath’

£540

Thank you. All finished. Love you loads xx

That’s clearly to be followed by a pat on the cheek, turning over and falling noisily asleep

Get to it then! Love you millions

"That must have been hard for them and you. Hugs xx."

That's me sorted if I have a threesome.

He looks a bit different now!

Hahahahaha

"On the way ,but a few minutes behind" 😁😁😁

Ha ha, my last text was 'sorted', quite apt actually, lol.

So a good few hours yet then?

Call yourself a mechanic

"I might be a while"!!

Not yet Noori!

Noori is what I call my partner, so quite apt!

“Proper little smiler”

Can you come on Thursday night instead please

(ha lets just hope Dp can hang on its only Tuesday)

I love you xxx

Fortuitous!