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Original poster

The last message you sent is what you shout out when you climax... what is it?

506 replies

00100001 · 21/10/2019 21:26

Mine is ”don’t forget the sausages”

OP posts:
TheBlahWitchProject · 22/10/2019 00:24

Ready boys ? 😂

buckeejit · 22/10/2019 00:24

Yes fine, she's had a revival! 😂

LemonPrism · 22/10/2019 00:27

My body is ready (along with a GIF of me rolling in autumn leaves). How apt

Wilmalovescake · 22/10/2019 00:29

Well tonight didn’t go well!

Didactylos · 22/10/2019 00:31

Fucks sake, where are you now?

Didactylos · 22/10/2019 00:31

And DP will get to shout out
'Bakery aisle'

MaureenMLove · 22/10/2019 00:42

10 minutes. I'll need a cup of tea. GrinGrin.

managedmis · 22/10/2019 00:43

Oh, okay

Confused

Wtaf

cactusthief · 22/10/2019 00:48

What time do you start? Grin

bitheby · 22/10/2019 00:55

I haven’t done any housework. The house is a tip and I am really ashamed.

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 22/10/2019 00:59

"Brilliant, thank you."

I'm very polite.

DP would say "Oh my...". Grin

SkiingIsHeaven · 22/10/2019 01:02

No problem. Thanks anyway.

PomBearWithAnOFRS · 22/10/2019 01:23

" I need to come and get my stick"
Grin

MyDcAreMarvel · 22/10/2019 01:33

So will only be one number

ThighThighOfthigh · 22/10/2019 01:36

Empty dishwasher please

reasonsforwaiting · 22/10/2019 01:41

This government is a disgrace.

....but the sudden memories of BJ, JRM and weasel MG would put an end to any pleasure completely!

BethanyGilbert · 22/10/2019 07:05

At least you have tomorrow off work 😂😂😂

slipperywhensparticus · 22/10/2019 07:08

Old wide one....

NonUrinatInVentum · 22/10/2019 07:09

I'm outside Grin

Kalim8 · 22/10/2019 07:10

I've forwarded the hmrc starter form!

foxyknoxy30 · 22/10/2019 07:11

Can you ask your work partner how much we need to pay each month ?😁

ScreamingCosArgosHaveNoRavens · 22/10/2019 07:11

Give my regards to Peter.

JoyceDivision · 22/10/2019 07:11

It's just me and him

Fourcandlesx · 22/10/2019 07:14

Might still complain about the shit customer service anyway

This thread is brilliant! Thanks Smile

TheSecretJeven · 22/10/2019 07:17

"I'm in the flat" Confused