Colleen Rooney vs Rebekah Vardy

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Colleen has claimed on Twitter that Vardy has been selling stories on her!

It looked as though Daffy Duck was fighting his way out.

:D

@TheNinkiestNonk

Peeking Duck?

Let’s hope they weren’t the hit and spicy ones 😬

I just can't imagine why you'd want to? Pringles of all things, dry and rough 😬

BBQ beef curtains

Her bits look very.............. smooth.

Mine don’t look like that

Wonder what flavour they were?

I saw the answer to this on Twitter.

It's.......... Cheese and Chive.

Eeek I found it. I feel grubby 🙈.

Not as grubby as Daffy I’ll wager...

Crosses pringles off Xmas snacks list

I saw the Pringle video. I think she was chuffed at the results of her vaginal surgery, although not even god knows why Pringles sprung to mind as the perfect props for the grand unveiling.

Thanks to Look North I discovered that the Vardy's live near me. Hope nobody else finds out or the house price will plummet.

Dry and rough.
AKA Coleen and Rebekah.

@IHateBoswell I see what you did there.............and I like it.

I found the Pringles picture. That's just awful.

@MissConductUS where did you find it ? ....... asking for a friend 🤣🤣

@cutebutscary :

Just google Danielle Lloyd pringles and it’s on google images.

As PP indicated, this worked for me. It's not going to be on the first page, you have click on the images tab.

I may have to nip out to the chemist tomorrow for a bit of mind bleach.

That said it’s not as repellent as the leering oaf between her thighs.

Exactly, yeurch.

Her bits do look very smooth, I think I have vajayjay envy. Minus the stackable crisps of course.

I find it amazing that Danielle can judge Becky V fit selling gossip when she’s literally this last couple of weeks set up a pay Instagram. So tits n bits pics for sale 🤮. People subscribe to look at pervy pics and her beloved dh is ok with this? Bleh. I’m guessing an electrician doesn’t make enough to run the mansion.
Her boys are absolutely adorable but growing up fast - they’re gonna find out at some point!
Glasshouses come to mind.

Greenhouses ?
I dunno it’s 4am and I’m awake with indigestion

Maybe she can become the equivalent of Gary for Walkers - Smiths 'shake in the vag'.

Becky, if you’re reading this....

Change your number plate FFS!

It is a pretty sad state of affairs though. There's young women today who can state their great grandmother's fought, were imprisoned, and died for the rights of women today. In future generations young women can say - here see a picture of my great grandmother shoving crisps up her vagina. The world is moving backwards thanks to 'inspiring young (middle aged) women', who'd benefit greatly from getting out and getting an actual life/job.

I cannot imagine that it was an advert for Pringles. I'm not sure that photo is every going to make anyone think 'mmmmm Pringles, just fancy some now so I'll go and buy some'