Colleen Rooney vs Rebekah Vardy

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Colleen has claimed on Twitter that Vardy has been selling stories on her!

@thebakerwithboobs I laughed out loud at your post. Highly educated here too (on paper) and bloody loving the distraction from worrying health shit I have going on in RL. So yes, I care!

I wouldn't believe anything Danielle Lloyd says either no idea why she is getting majorly involved!! They are both as bad as each other

They are both total airheads

@TatianaLarina your posts are so odd. You know nothing about this, no more or less than anyone else. Stop pretending you have some insider knowledge. The idea that someone like RV is selling stories isn’t in the slightest scandalous. Everyone is just enjoying the way CR went about exposing her

Thanks to Twitter and Instagram I now know something about Danielle Lloyd that I wish I didn’t

Really? I can't be arsed. They both need to get out more. Or get a job. I've just lost my elderly mum and two sisters to cancer. These overblown fucktoids are the least of my worries.
So there. Nur.
Sorry xxxx bit of a rant xx Get off Twitter, et al. I'm trying to arrange 3 funerals. FFS. I'm on my knees and trying to get up.
Sorry xx I can't do she said she said stuff.

I thought Wayne playing for Derby was one of the planted fake stories.

It’s true, he’s done the on pitch photos holding a Derby shirt.

I love your post too thebakerwithboobs. Funny, honest and much cleverer than the po faced posters tripping over themselves to express how beneath all this is to them.

Thanks to Twitter and Instagram I now know something about Danielle Lloyd that I wish I didn’t

Pringles? I unfortunately stumbled on that one.

I've got to be honest it's cheered me right up.
It's like a whole new world.
I know loosely who Colleen is because I moan about footballers wages at my Dad. RV had to Google and some of the wag stuff.
I'm in bed after pulling my flipping scar from an op two weeks ago this and a crappy game have passed the time.
Is it Pringles Morty or is that the wrong wag?

How she got lumbered

Colleen was still a schoolgirl doing GCSEs when Wayne who was already her boyfriend and not himself much older became a household name.

People always say she should leave but it must be very hard when you have that much history and is your only relationship

I’m with @thebakerwithboobs too! Also fat, knackered and have a PhD and am enjoying this immensely. WAGs have never been so interesting, it’s fascinating. Great craic.

Breaking news. Apparently RV is PREGNANT.
Who knew....

thebakerwithboobs, I too am highly intellectual and very serious and I am loving this. Its like Pulp's "Mishapes" come to life. RV represents all the people who ever took the piss out of my cardigans

She’s not just pregnant. She’s HEAVILY pregnant.

It's been most excellent and the best mic drop I've ever read but Danielle Lloyd and her mum muscling in have ruined it. Wish DL would just fuck off bandwagon jumping and put a Pringle in it. Not that.

I changed my username because clearly I am too far invested in this lol! But I did say yesterday under @SproutsRock that Rebekah was The Suns Secret Wag and that another celebrity's mum told me herself Rebekah had wrote 2 story's about her, which they knew was her but could not prove.

Well @AviationLifystyle you wanted me to spill the tea, well "That Celeb" spilt it herself on This Morning, and of course Rebekah came straight out just afterwards with more shit about her in The Secret Wag.

Rebekah is a nasty piece of work, I know 3 people now that she has shit on including an independent business owner who was left malicious Google Reviews by again, ..... Rebekah Vardy.

Thanks to Twitter and Instagram I now know something about Danielle Lloyd that I wish I didn’t

AND i think she got it free of charge

Isn't it odd that people only get "hacked" when they've been called out on really poor social media behavior. It never seems to happen if they're posting cheesecake recipes or kitten pictures.

Wish DL would just fuck off bandwagon jumping and put a Pringle in it. Not that.

😂😂

Agreed, little Miss Bully needs to pap down.

RV's dad has a cracking Daily Mail sad face.

You know nothing about this, no more or less than anyone else. Stop pretending you have some insider knowledge.

Hilarious, given my posts. I suppose one can’t expect even average comprehension skills on a thread about wags.

How is RV going to get herself out of this I wonder ...

@EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard Rebekah does have 2 Insta Accs, one verified and the other her private.

Marina Hyde in the Guardian is referring to it as ...... Wagnarok - I am betond delighted 😂

My children used to go to the same school as hers, we moved from the area 18 months ago but I remember in my limited contact with her as being unfriendly and quite rude ... he was really nice, always said hello to other parents ect.

Maybe she's just shy 🤷‍♀️.