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Mumsnet oracle

39 replies

tumbleisatwat · 06/10/2019 20:17

I'm bored and need answers to some questions.

Anybody fancy giving me the answers? Can be yes/no/maybe/whatever you like...

If I told you the question, it wouldn't be an oracle..

OP posts:
gostiwooz · 06/10/2019 20:23

Fourteen and three-quarter inches.

Original poster
tumbleisatwat · 06/10/2019 20:25
Smile
OP posts:
NaiceHamPlease · 06/10/2019 20:26

Cake jam.

NaiceHamPlease · 06/10/2019 20:26

Or cat pooh.

FinnBalorsAbs · 06/10/2019 20:27

Only on Thursdays, unless it's a day where the temperature is less than 13 degrees.

HerRoyalFattyness · 06/10/2019 20:27

It's definitely half a zebras leg plus 5 times the amount of honey.

BanKittenHeels · 06/10/2019 20:27

Brisbane.

Matildatoldsuchdreadfullies · 06/10/2019 20:28
  1. The answer is always 42.
Original poster
tumbleisatwat · 06/10/2019 20:28

Nooooo.... not more cake jam! Just got the last lot out of the curtains!

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IncognitaIgnorama · 06/10/2019 20:28

Definitely not. Unless it's in Australia.

Pascha · 06/10/2019 20:28

It was the salmon mousse...

Gazelda · 06/10/2019 20:29

Nair cream

GoofyIsACow · 06/10/2019 20:30

I suspect you are wearing it backwards...

Charley50 · 06/10/2019 20:30

You always find it in your arse crack

MissNorma · 06/10/2019 20:33

LTB

BobTheDuvet · 06/10/2019 20:34

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AFistfulofDolores1 · 06/10/2019 20:37

Only if you want to do it.

mumwon · 06/10/2019 20:40

avocado dip

DoingWhatWorks · 06/10/2019 20:41

More red flags than a golf course.

mumwon · 06/10/2019 20:43

Proxima Centauri

gostiwooz · 06/10/2019 20:43

I don't think so - you'd be better with a beeswax polish to be honest.

BanKittenHeels · 07/10/2019 09:15

Have you thought about the idea that it would be easier to buy multi packs of Crunchies and do it that way?

CatBoyOnTheRun · 07/10/2019 11:03

Flying would be more expensive

NoSauce · 07/10/2019 11:22

Victoria sponge

AlunWynsKnee · 07/10/2019 11:54

Yes but keep it off Facebook.

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