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Mumsnet oracle

39 replies

tumbleisatwat · 06/10/2019 20:17

I'm bored and need answers to some questions.

Anybody fancy giving me the answers? Can be yes/no/maybe/whatever you like...

If I told you the question, it wouldn't be an oracle..

OP posts:

SamBeckett · 07/10/2019 15:58

The grey bits taste the best.

DeadDoorpost · 07/10/2019 16:00

It's under the 5th floorboard round the back of the subway.

And in answer to your other question, flying pigs were found in Arizona but were quickly shot down

Bobthefishermanswife · 07/10/2019 16:01

Go to the end of the road, turn left and take the 7th right.

TheQueef · 07/10/2019 16:02

When we had ours put in it only hurt for a month.

noroominthefridge · 07/10/2019 18:22

Ask Barry - he'll know.

PerpendicularVincent · 07/10/2019 19:12

Australia, but not with Bob

CatBoyOnTheRun · 07/10/2019 23:28

Only on a full moon.

iknowimcoming · 07/10/2019 23:30

African or European swallow?

HerRoyalFattyness · 07/10/2019 23:51

Of course if the orangutan is feeling happy then the tea will taste much nicer.

FusionChefGeoff · 07/10/2019 23:57

At least 3 times a day for 10 seconds

MrsJoshNavidi · 08/10/2019 00:04

JaneJeffer · 08/10/2019 00:09

Not after 12.30.

pollywobble · 08/10/2019 00:21

-In the back pocket of your jeans

-17

-How do we know if you are!

Mollypolly2610 · 08/10/2019 00:56

Put it in the dishwasher with the whole salmon and the loo brush

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