WTAF is this... Surely this isn't real?!

[alwaysthepessimist]

This must be a joke, if it isn't I am serious creeped out!

Very eco friendly though

They sell similar on etsy...just minus the doll head. They put the dead rats etc in poses and put clothes on them and stuff

Oh. My. God

Haha.. 😂 Ok I know there's alot going on here.. But why do they have boobs??

They sell similar on etsy...just minus the doll head. They put the dead rats etc in poses and put clothes on them and stuff

That's just taxidermy, it's been a craft or hobby for many years.

Because if you're going to make a horrifying taxidermied ornament then obviously it needs to be sexy.

And there's me always thinking Wilmslow was a bit new money posh , full of WAGs , football players and ladies with serious hair who drive big cars and who lunch. Seems I was wrong.

Jesus christ

I could have opened any thread. Trust me to open this one while I’m eating.
Yes it’s definitely a Healthy and safety issue. Surely they can’t sold. Not only the illnesses they rotten corpse parts would generate. Imagine the smell.

As it's harvest outside, in the past five days I collected:

1. a dead rat
2. mouse organs
3. half of a dead mouse with organs falling out on a carpet
4. a mouse head with blood dripping from it
5. a mouse caught in a trap in the burner room where cats have no access (plenty of glass bottles) with its neck broken
6. a living mouse dumped outside and told she is only leaving if she never ever returns

I still vomited a little (well, a lot) when I saw those pictures. Apart from a potential health hazard, WTF? Who comes with those idiotic and morbid ideas? I have plenty of spare parts come autumn but would never even consider anything like that.

Holy shit

Oh, is this the start of another, 'look what's for sale on FB' thread. Because if so....

Surely those should n't be described as toys though, lest someone by them for their kid. Those googly eyes might be a choking hazard in the under threes 😁

For fuck sake CorBlimeyGovenor!

You and alwaysthepessimist are determined to make sure I never sleep again

The googly eyes would be least of your problems if you bought any of those as a toy.

Blimey.

What the FUCK

That home made doll! What is wrong with these people?! Holy fuck!

And one of the dolls costs £666.

Must a student project or something.

When I opened this thread, I Never expected to get the shivers down the spine reaction.

I'm speechless.

'Takes the edge off'

My eyes!!!!!

corblimey is that... a skeleton with two fleshlights attached? How can we be sure that "Bob Smith" hasn't used this thing extensively already?

I think that post wins all of the Facebook tat threads at once.

Oh holy shit that’s weird on so many levels