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I've found porn on husbands laptop, I have no issue with watching porn , I watch it myself but when peeking I found a search query saying 'human toilet' what the fuck does that actually mean ? And one saying 'man catches wife cheating and watches'

does anyone actually have any idea what these are on about? Should I be concerned ? I do not want to google ! I honestly appreciate any help on this, I understand it's odd but it's embarrassing for me to find out too and I don't understand what it is

I've been on mumsnet for many years I'm not a troll

The latter is a cuckhold fantasy. To watch one's wife cheating with another bloke.

The former I presume is basically defecating or urinating on your sexual partner. I haven't googled but it seems to me most likely.

Neither of these fetishes are really that far out there when you hear about some of the things people are into. But the defecation one is definitely a few steps or miles out there.

I see, I agree with that!
Ffs my heart was going ten to the dozen when I seen the bloody searches!

Be on the lookout if he asks you if you want a golden shower.

The cuckold one is self explanatory. The human toilet one is what it sounds like. Think number one and number two.

Keep in mind that sometimes people like to look at stuff that they wouldn't necessarily want to do in real life.

Sounds like he’s into a little kink!

Sounds like he’s into a little kink! . 🤢

Urban dictionary is handy for looking up phrases like that without the danger of porn sites showing up in the hits.

A guy I used to know liked to spy on other couples having sex.

I find it a bit creepy but some people are into that kind of thing.

I’m pretty sure the toilet thing is as it sounds. Have you not heard of cameras being put into unisex toilets?

Haha golden shower 
@Skittlenommer don't mind a bit of that , however pushing it at the shower shit haha
@Gingerkittykat thanks il have a look

@Chickenish no! What's that about???

@VladmirsPoutine oh god, I wonder if he wants me to cheat on him he'll have no chance

I’ve heard of one put under the sink in a Costa and some weird round things being put inside toilets.

Eww I just don't get why it's a turn on for some people :/

Well you've just admitted you don't mind your husband pissing all over you?!?!? And you think spying on people having sex fantasy is a million miles away from that?!

Actually it's less golden shower stuff more consuming the other person's waste if you get my drift....

What’s wrong with just naked breasts? What do men look at that weird stuff for?

more consuming the other person's waste if you get my drift

Yuck! Don't see how people can get turnt on by someone peeing/pooing on them! I'd be fucking livid.

What do men look at that weird stuff for?

Women do too.

We all like different things. I'd assume the human toilet search is intrigue more than kink (someone's told him to look as a wind up), but equally I'm sure there are people that get off on it.

@ballsdeep how have I said I don't mind it ?

Not into it personally I should add!!!! Lol

Well you've just admitted you don't mind your husband pissing all over you?!?!?

So what? I can think of so many things worse than this. Pee play is actually a really common fetish, and before anyone jumps in and blames internet porn, it's been this way for a long time. Frankie Goes to Hollywood popularised this.

It's not my cup of tea but I know people who like it. It's not hurting anyone and I'm a bit surprised that people are so disgusted by it. Shitting is a whole different ball game but pee is just pee. Mumsnet is so tame lol.

I remember reading somewhere about some man planting a spy camera in lady's toilet. He was arrested because he had filmed not only women but young girls. Years ago they were called peeping toms now it is called voyeurism. I am bit nosy about other people but I certainly don't want to see anyone using the toilet or having sex. Dare I say it - I think it is more likely to be a male pastime than a females. I think men get turned on by visual stuff but why anyone thinking that someone going to the toilet is sexy is beyond me.

This makes me think of this music video which looks funny but if you think about it this is an invasion of privacy and against the law.

Just to be clear, I certainly do NOT want to be pissed on or shit on.
When I said I wouldn't mind on a previous post I meant a bit of kink not pee and shit haha

What is your sex life like anyway? Is it rather risqué or more typical type of stuff? I think it's ok to fantasise about things you wouldn't countenance in real life. I wouldn't ever have anyone shit or piss on me but can accept that for others it might be a turn on.