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Quick! Zombies are coming!

95 replies

AintNobodyHereButUsChickens · 22/08/2019 23:10

Grab the nearest item to your left to fend them off! What item is going to save your life or not?

I've got a pint glass.

OP posts:
TheGirlWhoLived · 22/08/2019 23:10

A pillow I’m going to get eaten aren’t I

Zackly · 22/08/2019 23:11

Well I’m holding my phone...

Eye mask or pillow I guess. That’s me gone.

TheYeaSayer · 22/08/2019 23:11

I’ve got a golden retriever!

He’s nor exactly fierce, though.

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 22/08/2019 23:11

A Dyson Cool fan. I’m a goner aren’t I?

elQuintoConyo · 22/08/2019 23:11

DH Grin so I'm alive!

Sparklingbrook · 22/08/2019 23:11

The cat. She's quite feisty I think i will be fine.

RHTawneyonabus · 22/08/2019 23:12

My credit card bill.

It might scare them to death...

OneBiscuitAtATime · 22/08/2019 23:12

An electric toothbrush.

RavenLG · 22/08/2019 23:12

Also DH so he best get fighting!

weebarra · 22/08/2019 23:13

Size 11 (child's) trainer. Oh, I'm dead.

Whatthefoxgoingon · 22/08/2019 23:14

A torch. A tiny one. I can’t even blind them to death.

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 22/08/2019 23:15

Hang on, wait, that’s not strictly true - the Dyson is on the bedside table but when I looked on the floor there’s a hammer slightly nearer, yay! Saved!
(Hammer because I had some loose nails in the floor boards, not because I’m a weirdo)

Crunchymum · 22/08/2019 23:15

Fan here too (and not anything as fancy as a Dyson) or an exercise ball Shock

HalloumiGus · 22/08/2019 23:16

Duvet. I'm going to go to the right instead and smash a bottle of Gaviscon in their faces.

HUZZAH212 · 22/08/2019 23:17

If you'd said to my right I have a selection; a glass, pointy metal nailfile, wine bottle, heavy lamp... To my left I have a cushion 😒

fifipop185 · 22/08/2019 23:17

A glass of wine. I could offer it to the zombie and then leg it....

FaithInfinity · 22/08/2019 23:19

A Chilly (metal) bottle full of water. It’ll only get me so far..

Lulualla · 22/08/2019 23:21

A remote, a phone or a cushion.... probably not gonna last long.

Scruffalicious · 22/08/2019 23:23

PS4 controller. They come keen with a good whack, but I don't think they're fit for purpose against the undead...

AgeingDurannie · 22/08/2019 23:23

An empty packet of party ring biscuits.... been nice knowing you.....

DramaAlpaca · 22/08/2019 23:25

A packet of Rennie's. Fairly useless really.

littlewoollypervert · 22/08/2019 23:25

A hardback copy of "The Truth" by Sir Terry P. Nice and hefty. Plus I did a good run tonight so I can outrun them Grin

TheJellyBabyMadeMeDoIt · 22/08/2019 23:27

I've a small table on which sits:

A heavy crystal wine glass, half full of red wine
A half full bottle of red wine
Empty crisp packet
2 bottles of nail varnish
Nail scissors
Nail file
Nail oil
Remote control

I could pamper the zombie.

I don't think they're big on manicures.

MarthaDunstable · 22/08/2019 23:27

A towel (MNing in the bath). As a devoted Hitchhikers Guide fan I’ll take my chances with that.

MsAwesomeDragon · 22/08/2019 23:28

I've got a pillow Sad I think I'm dead Sad