Not on Rightmove, but fancy chipping in for this one?

[PerkingFaintly]

search.savills.com/property-detail/gbedrseds140101

You want something like this for a decent, liveable, mediaeval castle, Zillie: allington-castle.com/film-and-television-shoots/

I've stayed in this one, and can testify the fireplace heats the great hall nicely. Decent long gallery for the wet days, nice cosy library... What's not to like?

WHAT AN INVESTMENT

Gonna need a couples of priests and some sage to burn to get rid of the ghosts though.

I'm from Liverpool, I'll see if I can bump into derek accorah?

Also, it's only gonna take 80,000 of us with a tenner. Surely we have those numbers just in AIBU

Love how it refers to it being a lovingly restored 'family home' really? Makes it sound like an old Victorian semi rather than a massive £8million quid castle

I can stretch to £20 but I really must insist on the biggest bedroom with an en-suite 😀

Oh . My. Goodness. I need to know who lives there now...

@crackery - owned by Steve Leach who runs an internet media agency. He bought it in 2007 for £5m (original asking price £15m )

Not sure if he actually lives there though, surely you'd let it out for weddings and film locations

I'll give you £1

They're both listed with Savills. Do you think that they would do a BOGOFF offer?

Sorry OP I really dislike the wallpaper and bright pink walls and paying for redecorating would just tip the price into unaffordable and prefer this for similar price in London: www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-71126141.html

Have you seen pic 7 of that one, Silvery? He's peeking into pic 2, too.

I've never be able to walk into those rooms.

Ooh can I chip in- I want that wine cellar!

I’ve just booked a viewing 👻

I've 40 quid in cash. I'm in 😂

OMG, I love it!

Bagsy the snooker room.

I'm in (as long as we get the helicopter)