Not on Rightmove, but fancy chipping in for this one?

[PerkingFaintly]

search.savills.com/property-detail/gbedrseds140101

That dining room and kitchen are to die for

I think the billiards room is bigger than the 1980s-built one bed flat I once lived in...

That would be perfect for the school holidays - you could totally lose the kids in there for days at a time .

I'm in. How much each you say?

If that comes with a diet coke gardener then I'm in.

Nah not for me-not a fan of red in the entrance hall 😂

Let me go write a check. Hopefully I can get my foot in the door before the bank realizes that check is no good...

search.savills.com/property-detail/gblhchlac180119
If we have any change left we can grab this one too

I’m in! Think we get the helicopter 🚁 on photo 21...?

Hmm, bit pricey for Scotland, let's haggle.

Off to buy a lottery ticket..............

Ah I'm glad you ladies approve. We just didn't have the time to visit our Scottish country pike any more. What with Tarquin being selected for the county lacrosse team and Tabitha performing so often at Sadlers Wells. It seemed such a waste so thought we'd sell up and use the cash for a wee holiday in the sun 😘😘

Crikey, Devizes is an absolute BARGAIN. Signing now.

Not keen on the Devizes one the two baths in the bathroom is just asking for an AIBU

I likey.

It seems like such good value for money!

Devizes one is cheaper than a two-bed flat in Knightsbridge!

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-64278732.html

Okay, I’m in the US, so admittedly I don’t know jack about castles...but that castle doesn’t seem very castle-y to me! Where are the interior stone walls, the imposing fireplaces, and the vaulted, beamed ceilings in every room?

Here’s my tenner

No! Imagine all of the ghosts you would be sharing a castle with!

Just as well I couldn’t even afford the stamp duty never mind the house itself.

£11,843 per couple for us to have a week each in groups of 26 people. Plus I’m sure very minimal maintenance costs. It looks very undemanding as a property

Seton was built in 1789, so it's not terrible old. The fireplace surrounds look typical cast iron to me.

Even in older buildings, people put in plaster ceilings rather than live with bare beams. The draughts, my dear!

TheCaddyisaBaddie nobody in their right mind is going to pay £8 million for our DHs. I doubt I would even get £11,834 for mine!

I'm in... I reckon it's haunted though... looks haunted...but I'd share a tipple with the ghost 👻 in that wine cellar...

I also love the listing "a superb family home"...my 3 bed semi was described similarly..

Oooh @MrsMoastyToasty I love that! Might just snap that one up as a holiday home....