Weird family names for food - can you guess what 'Snuffaluffs' are?

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That's what we call falafels started by dd when she was little.

Who else has weird food names?

Which out of coffee tops and cough toffees is the made up one?? I haven’t heard of either!

I make fuckcoffee for dh and also fucktea. Not quite the same 😂

Pink = Calpol

Tatie Kievs = mini chicken kievs, I think they're made by Bernard Matthew but you can't get them anymore? I once was trying to say "Kiev's and tatie things" but combined the two and it stuck lol

Moo-ees = muslin squares

@FrangipaniBlue You can get get mini Kiev's in Asda 😁

Squatter nut bosh (Friends)

Coffee is pronounced cawfee like a New Yorker would say it

Hummus is humourous

Sausages are hooves, balls and arseholes...from my dear departed grandad who said that's what they were made of

DP always says spag bog which I hate

And quiche is quickie as DPs DD used to pronounce it as a kid

Not a food but I had no idea until recently that not everybody ‘foofs’ food to cool it down

Prawn cocktail crisps are called "Dad crisps" in our house. Our now nearly 6yr old ds was told as a toddler that they were "dads favourite crisps" and as said ds decided he loved them too (and he really does love them!) they've been "Dad crisps" ever since!

Ham = Ha ham
Marmite = Marmalicious
Brocolli = Green trees
Beer = Beer juice
Cheerios = Hoop lala's
Hot chocolate = Chot hocolate
Ice cream = eye cree

Some of these are mispronunciations from my eldest who is learning disabled.

@Cannyhandleit really?? Last few times I've looked my local one didn't have them - I must keep trying!!! Lol

Just remembered another - Doner Kebab is Lips n Arseholes

Grumbled (scrambled) eggs and bejjies (strawberries).

Weetabangs = weetabix
Backon = bacon
Pasgetti = spaghetti
Bollocknaise = bolognese
Rassidges = sausages

And probably lots more!

Milk is often cow juice in our house

Ice lollies are ollos.

Eating bricks = weetabix
Trolls = sausage rolls
Pam = ham
Moo juice = milk
Breakfast cake = chocolate brioche

McDonald's is Connell Donnell.

Oh, and humbled neggs = boiled eggs

Willy burgers. Those microwaveable burgers you can get (DS loves them) I come over all Hyacinth Bouquet when I buy them in the supermarket and hide them in the bottom of the trolley 😂

Garlic bread is garlic beard... It was a misspelling once on a take out menu.... I've been calling it beard for about 15years now..

Oh is crisps and cripps now...

I mean crisps are now cripps

In our family, garlic bread = dalek bread

Orangutans = meringues. Staff in M&S don't bat an eyelid when I've asked for them

@couchparsnip cake gravy is the best