Tell me a random lie.

[GiggleMcDimples]

Anything.
A lie about yourself, your neighbour, a fabricated story about anything. An untrue "fact" or similar.
As random as you can get.

My husband stole next doors lawnmower and mowed a giant cock in their overgrown lawn this morning.

@MrsMoastyToasty I don't know who Auden turner is and pictured Adrian chiles.....I'm guessing that's not who you'd want to roam around your villa with?!

It's not raining here.

Elephants can jump

I have pert 36DD breasts

Love Island is an intelligent, thought provoking and daring piece of programming. The people who appear on it are carefully chosen, articulate and deep thinking individuals. I'm SO sad it's finished.

Your secret in safe with me @growlingbear ... just me and the Daily Mail.

@GiggleMcDimples - Phew!

I'm a civil servant and I earn shed-loads of money and have a final salary pension.

The UK was captured by aliens in 1809, its just that the message about our surrender and what we should do now is taking a while to reach us from their home planet.

@TemporaryPermanent - I thought we were supposed to be telling lies here not divulging secrets to the earthlings.