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Tell me a random lie.

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GiggleMcDimples · 29/07/2019 21:59

Anything.
A lie about yourself, your neighbour, a fabricated story about anything. An untrue "fact" or similar.
As random as you can get.

My husband stole next doors lawnmower and mowed a giant cock in their overgrown lawn this morning.

OP posts:
growlingbear · 29/07/2019 22:28

@GiggleMcDimples Yes I am! Tell no one!

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GiggleMcDimples · 29/07/2019 22:29

Your secret in safe with me @growlingbear ... just me and the Daily Mail.

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elephantoverthehill · 29/07/2019 22:32

Jeremy Corbin would be a brilliant PM.

Soola · 29/07/2019 22:42

I am Diane Abbott and I’m going to be the next presenter on Countdown due to my amazing mathematical skills.

GloriaSnockers · 29/07/2019 22:44

@Soola 😂 😂

JaneJeffer · 29/07/2019 22:46

Leo Varadkar has blocked Boris Johnson's number.

MrsMoastyToasty · 29/07/2019 22:48

I am a dolphin trainer and I teach them using a mixture of Russian and Swahili, both of which I speak fluently.

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GiggleMcDimples · 29/07/2019 22:53

I train seagulls to kidnap chihuahuas and I run a travelling chihuahua circus.
You can see me in a town near you soon.

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BadTimesAtTheElRoyale · 29/07/2019 22:54

Foxes are brilliant at poker.

ithinkiammelting · 29/07/2019 22:54

I have yellow cushions on my sofa

JaneJeffer · 29/07/2019 22:55

I have been to Giggle's circus and she didn't have any chihuahuas. They were skunks.

Rachelover40 · 29/07/2019 22:58

I am a 23 year old leggy model with a Porsche and a penthouse in Covent Garden.

BringOnTheScience · 29/07/2019 23:01

Giggle's skunk's got even better GCSEs than my 4 year old DC1.

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GiggleMcDimples · 29/07/2019 23:18

My skunks perform better than chihuahuas. But the "meat" pie you all ate at the circus... chihuahuas.

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PajamasnoDramas · 29/07/2019 23:19

Jacob Ress-Mogg’s first job a male stripper. He then went on to choreograph the Chippendales.

SinisterBumFacedCat · 29/07/2019 23:21

I was the 274th member of the Sugababes in 2006

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GiggleMcDimples · 29/07/2019 23:28

Omg @SinisterBumFacedCat I was the talented backing singer doing the vocals that you were all miming to!!!

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MrsMoastyToasty · 29/07/2019 23:32

I am Aiden Turner's first love. We have a villa in Torremolinos where we escape the media.

Jsmith99 · 29/07/2019 23:33

The U.K. is incredibly fortunate to have an outstanding individual like Boris Johnson as Prime Minister and the equally impressive Jeremy Corbyn as leader of the opposition.

What a lucky country we are!

TemporaryPermanent · 29/07/2019 23:37

The UK was captured by aliens in 1809, its just that the message about our surrender and what we should do now is taking a while to reach us from their home planet.

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 29/07/2019 23:51

Im a circus clown.
Well actually that's not entirely untrue. The clown bit, at least. Grin

Blibbyblobby · 30/07/2019 00:00

Th UK will be a better place because of Brexit

happinessischocolate · 30/07/2019 00:04

I'm waiting for Tom Hardy to get back into bed, he's just gone to make us both a cuppa tea

GodDammitAmy · 30/07/2019 00:06

Idris Elba just phoned to ask me out on a date. Unfortunately I already have plans for Friday.

GodDammitAmy · 30/07/2019 00:07

*I have no plans for Friday.

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