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DH needs everyone to know he is hot.

46 replies

PancakeAndKeith · 24/07/2019 18:15

Clearly no one else is hot. Only him. I know he’s hot because he is moaning about almost constantly as if he is the only one effected.

OP posts:
RushianDisney · 24/07/2019 18:17

Have you got a chest freezer? Bonk him on the head and shove him in. Problem solved Grin

PancakeAndKeith · 24/07/2019 18:18

No chest freezer. He’s to big anyway.

OP posts:
ItsJustTheOneSwanActually · 24/07/2019 18:19

I bet he's fun when he's ill, too, huh? Grin

AdaColeman · 24/07/2019 18:24

Keep a plant mist spray filled with water in the fridge, every time he moans, give him a quick spray!! Wink

Knittedfairies · 24/07/2019 18:24

Duly noted. Do you want me to alert the media?

Loveislandaddict · 24/07/2019 18:25

I thought you meant that he went around telling people he was good looking!

SimonJT · 24/07/2019 18:26

@Loveislandaddict so did I!

LuxuryWoman2018 · 24/07/2019 18:28

So did I Loveislandaddict !

Poor lamb, while the rest of us shiver away.

Teacakeandalatte · 24/07/2019 18:29

Keep a plant mist spray filled with water in the fridge, every time he moans, give him a quick spray!! wink
😂😂

Thegracefuloctopus · 24/07/2019 18:29

Had a good laugh at this already! The first reply and the mist spray suggestions really got me! If it helps, my dh us the only person who needs to sleep in these temps. And according to him, our ds is the only baby struggling to sleep in it too. Keeps asking "what are they gunna do about this heat?" Who hes expecting to pop up with a solution i dont know

EatingBreadAndHoney · 24/07/2019 18:33

If I hear the words "phew what a scorcher" from OHs lips just one more time...

Chocolatedaim · 24/07/2019 18:34

My DH is pissing me off massively with the constant reminders, “I’m so hot” “it’s so sweaty” “I can’t sleep In this heat” blah blah blah...it’s hot for all of us, and I am 38weeks pregnant so I think I get priority moaning 😂😂🥵🥵🥵🥵

theydontknowweknow · 24/07/2019 18:35

I'm 21 weeks pregnant but obviously DP who doesn't have any meat on him whatsoever is much hotter than I am

RosaWaiting · 24/07/2019 18:37

How about
When he says “I’m too hot”

You sing “hot damn! Call the police and the fireman”? Grin

purplereindeer · 24/07/2019 18:37

Hahahaha! Mine too!

Hot, irritable and tired.

He has gone to his 'man cave' (as they are such precious snowflakes that they require much alone time!) while I enjoy the first day of the holiday with 4DC, including a baby who was up at 5am.

snowy0wl · 24/07/2019 18:38

@Loveislandaddict - Me too! Haha!

Sparklfairy · 24/07/2019 18:39

RosaWaiting So now I'm not only hot and cranky, I've also got that bloody song in my head!!

newmomof1 · 24/07/2019 18:39

@EatingBreadAndHoney I think the use of the words 'phew' and 'scorcher' are reason enough to LTB.
Unless he's an actor in Neighbours...

x2boys · 24/07/2019 18:40

Mine too ,but he also has man flu and don't we know it!

Evidencebased · 24/07/2019 18:41

Wow @Chocolatedaim

He's moaning , can't sleep cause it's hot.
You are in same location. PLUS 38 weeks!!
That he's still alive shows you to be a woman of remarkable forbearance.

powershowerforanhour · 24/07/2019 18:44

Love the mist spray idea.
Or the classic ice cubes down the back of the shirt when his back is turned.

Windygate · 24/07/2019 18:45

My 'D'M is currently wrapped in the blanket of doom complaining of being cold. It's 31 degrees, stop attention seeking mother 🥵.

SunshineCake · 24/07/2019 18:51

I thought hot as in fit Grin.

He's a pathetic idiot. How embarrassing.

Mythreefavouritethings · 24/07/2019 18:52

2am - ‘This is ridiculous. This heat...’
2.15am - ‘This is just ridiculous...’
3am - ‘I mean, this is just farcical...’
5.15am - ‘If it’s like this now. Are you up awake? Hello?’
6am - ‘Jesus, this is unbelievable.’
On and on. How fortunate this coincides with my working from home day.
And then... ‘Is it me or is it roasting...?’
Just waiting for my favourite time of year to roll around, lovely autumn, and I can just see it now.
‘I can’t believe it’s Autumn already, we didn’t even have a summer’.

Every. Year. I hear you.

Chocolatedaim · 24/07/2019 18:52

Hahaha thank you evidencebased to be honest he is a total sun avoider whereas I love it so I do cope much better than he does regardless of whether I’m currently growing a baby or not!
I am banking all his complaints and will use them against him at a later date hahaha GrinGrin