I'm up. My ds4 fell out of bed at 3.30, cue crying yet still asleep and floppy so needed to soothe and put back. Then I needed a drink, then a wee, then did a check on the dog who was neutered 2 days ago to make sure her cones still on.
I'd love to go into the garden for a cigarette but my drunk dh is crashed on the sofa after an evening of beers with his brother and so I don't want to accidently wake the drunk tit.